UK Spoof News and Satire
In a stark warning issued today, the Klingons cautioned that if Earth leaves the United Federation of Planets – a move widely referred to as ‘Trexit’ – it could plunge the galaxy into an economic recession, or even worse, all-out war.
George Osborne and David Cameron may be hiding their money on a planet eleven light years away.
A woman who devised a weird trick that made you look younger and which left her despised by the dermatology industry has today been left furious by the development of an artificial second skin.
The United States has added followers of Islamic system Al-Gebra to its list of terror organisations today.
David Attenborough has moved to the jungle moon of Dagobah to train the next generation of naturalists.
Supporters of US Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders have made several ‘astounding’ breakthroughs in mathematics by trying to prove he can still win.
Scientists believe humanity is ‘pretty much buggered’ after cats evolved opposable thumbs.
The weasel that shut down the Large Hadron Collider by gnawing through a power cable was a ‘lone wolf’, according to Swiss Police.
A new ginger gene linked to looking younger has given vain people the hardest possible choice imaginable.
Following the discovery that dogs can’t stand being hugged, a man speaking from an intensive care unit has confirmed that the same is true for cats.
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