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Cameron and Clegg ‘perfect couple’ for Mars Mission, insists everyone

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David Cameron and Nick Clegg are the ideal choice for Dennis Tito’s Mars adventure wildcard voyage to the Red Planet, according to the entire population of the UK.

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Ryanair offers cheap flights to 2012 DA14 London Asteroid

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Ryanair is today offering flights to its new destination on the London Asteroid 2012 DA14, just a short 28,000km trip from the capital.

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Doctors discover alcohol can help you pass out

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Doctors have finally proved a theory that has been debated for years: drinking alcohol can help you pass out.

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Archaeologists discover porn mag in hedge

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Archaeologists have revealed that they have discovered a pornographic magazine in a hedgerow in Colchester that pre-dates the Internet by several years.

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US scientists discover chimps lack ‘innate sense of capitalism’

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Researchers from the fiscal chimp centre at Emory University have failed to find capitalism coursing through the brains of our ancestors.

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Kepler telescope predicts 17 billion Professor Brian Cox candidates

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Astronomers believe that one in six stars hosts an Earth-sized planet capable of supporting a carbon-based Professor Brian Cox, it has emerged.

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Stephen Hawking still pretty sure he’s starring in ‘physics documentary’

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Professor Stephen Hawking’s entire academic career has been cast under cloud after he revealed he thought the latest Go Compare advert was a physics documentary.

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NASA photo of Earth’s most inhospitable place actually of Slough town centre

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A NASA photo of one of the most inhospitable places on earth was not Mount Everest, but Slough town centre, according to officials this morning.

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Private investors announce plans to put first corporate logo on the moon

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After plans were announced for private investment to be the driving force for a return to the lunar surface, speculation has grown that advertisers could be on the verge of putting the first corporate logo on the moon.

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Supermassive black hole in danger of being consumed by Simon Cowell’s ego

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The second largest, most dense cosmic entity ever seen in our Universe is in danger of being consumed by Simon Cowell’s ego, experts predicted today.

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