Science

Argentina claims newly discovered ‘eighth continent’

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Argentina has lodged a claim on the newly discovered ‘Zealandia’, saying it is historically a part of their country.

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Women ‘shocked’ as scientists prove that people weigh exactly the same even when wearing black

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Women across the UK were left ‘shocked’ and hastily re-evaluating their wardrobes last night after boffins confirmed that wearing black clothes does not make the wearer any less fat.

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Wikipedia bans Daily Planet as ‘Fake News’

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Editors at the online encyclopedia have banned the Daily Planet as a reference, citing ‘sensationalist reporting of a flying blue man’.

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Rare form of lichen discovered growing on Jeremy Corbyn

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Biologists have been delighted by the news that a rare form of lichen has been found growing on Jeremy Corbyn.

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Aeroplanes reliant on magic to fly

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The scientific world has been stunned by revelations that the principles of aeronautics are a hoax and aeroplanes stay in the air simply by using good old fashioned magic.

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Captain Cook’s landing at Botany Bay was faked, insists 18th century conspiracy theorist

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An 18th-century conspiracy theorist is convinced Captain Cook’s landing at Botany Bay was faked in a London engraving parlour.

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David Cameron denies any involvement in creation of first human-pig embryo

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The former Prime Minister has been quick to deny that he had any involvement in the creation of the world’s first human-pig embryo.

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‘Fuck this, I’m going back to space’ says Tim Peake

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British astronaut Major Tim Peake has decided that life on Earth is no longer for him, as it is confirmed that he will make a second mission into space.

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Human evolution put on hold while people argue over definition of ‘facts’

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The evolution of the human race has been placed on hold until people stop treating facts like a form of witchcraft.

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Stephen Hawking to replace wheelchair with gigantic golden throne and send his mind into the Warp

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Stephen Hawking wants to replace his wheelchair with a golden throne and send his mind into the Warp, according to a funding proposal submitted today.

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