Politics

Russian journalist who faked his own assassination returns home to be murdered by wife

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Russian journalist Arkady Babchenko has been found dead in his flat shortly after announcing to the world that his original assassination was actually staged.

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Tony the Tiger spotted outside local job centre

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Government proposals for a ban on cartoon characters advertising sugary breakfast cereals have resulted in a number of high-profile job losses.

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Breakfast cereal boxes must look dull and boring, insist MPs

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MPs have called for all breakfast cereal to be sold in plain brown packaging in further steps to stop it appealing to the children it is specifically designed for.

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Roseanne Barr appointed White House press officer

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After a vitriolic racist tirade resulted in her sitcom being cancelled, Roseanne has landed on her feet with a plum job at the White House.

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UK Brexit proposals nominated for Hugo Award in Fantasy category

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Hopes are high for some good news inside the government as the Brexit proposals to the EU were nominated as the best Young Adult Fantasy for the prestigious Hugo Award.

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Scale a tall building and rescue a small child to get citizenship, migrants told

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EU citizenship will be granted to migrants who prove their worth in some death-defying stunt, it has emerged.

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Ireland votes to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse

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In a landslide vote yesterday, Ireland has voted for Bishop Brennan to be kicked ‘right up the arse’.

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Boris Johnson tricks Russian pranksters into believing he’s a credible politician

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Russian pranksters were left red-faced yesterday after they spent an 18-minute phone call thinking they were playing a joke on a credible, respected politician when, in reality, they were talking to Boris Johnson.

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Irish women voting to have as much control over their bodies as they do over their emails

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On the day that new laws come into force ensuring that women in Ireland will have full control over their mailbox, the nation is voting on whether this should be extended to include full control over their uterus.

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Irish voters urged to drag nation into 20th Century

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Ireland goes to the polls today to vote in a national referendum on whether women should be allowed to decide how their bodies are used, or not.

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