Politics

Summer tutor hired to teach Theresa May and her Cabinet how the EU functions

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All senior ministers have been recalled from holiday as it has become clear not one of them, including the Prime Minister, understands how the European Union works and all are in need of immediate remedial lessons.

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Jacob Rees-Mogg continuing to seek political inspiration from The Handmaid’s Tale

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Conservative backbencher Jacob Rees-Mogg is continuing to pursue his vision of a post-Brexit Britain that bears an uncanny resemblance to Gilead.

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“Are we the Baddies?” asks concerned Jeremy Corbyn

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Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn has expressed concern that some of his associates ‘may be Baddies’ today, after footage emerged of him sitting next to them and agreeing with every word they said.

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Majority of Londoners in favour of erecting wall around city to keep out Brexiteers

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A new poll has shown that 86% of Londoners are in favour of building a wall around the city to stop Brexiteers and those with extreme right-wing views from entering.

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Donald Trump announces tax cuts for people called Donald Trump

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Comedy US President Donald Trump has announced a program of aggressive tax cuts for all people called Donald Trump.

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Steven Bannon auditioning Boris Johnson, Michael Gove and Jacob Rees-Mogg to join white power band

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The reason for Steve Bannon meeting with right-wing British politicians has finally been revealed.

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World stunned as Sasha Baron Cohen gets Donald Trump to boast about sexual assault

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A leaked teaser trailer from Sasha Baron Cohen’ new show “Who is America?” reveals that the notorious prankster tricked the US president into bragging that he habitually grabs women’s genitalia without their consent.

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Pay and Display machines being installed on M20 near Dover in readiness for Brexit

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Kent County Council has announced that they will be installing Pay and Display machines at twenty-metre intervals along the stretch of the M20 towards Dover in anticipation of a no-deal Brexit.

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Jacob Rees-Mogg uses opening Dad’s Army credits to explain hard Brexit

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Brexiteers are hoping to dumb down their argument by comparing a hard Brexit to the start of Dad’s Army.

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Donald Trump announces latest load of mad old bollocks

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Donald Trump, President of the United States and world-class sex-pest, has taken to Twitter to announce another load of mad old bollocks.

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