Politics

Millions of bottles of piss to go to waste following cancelled Trump visit

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Britain’s stockpiles of bottled piss have been accumulated for naught after Donald Trump said he was staying at home.

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Donald Trump cancels London trip after learning he’d have to go south of the river

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Donald Trump has proved he’s as smart as he says by refusing to go south if the Thames.

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Voters actually kind of intrigued to know what a second Brexit Bus might say

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After Nigel Farage teased the idea of a second EU referendum, many voters have expressed an interest in finding out what a second Brexit bus might say, and who would stand in front of it.

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Brexiters demonstrate British might by sending Barnier a hamper with Buckfast, Wotsits and a copy of Razzle

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Several pro-Leave politicians staged a media event where they gave Michel Barnier a hamper full of British goods so as to show the world that Britain can once again be a great and powerful trading nation.

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Second Brexit referendum voting ‘Remain’ would lead to ‘best of three decider’ claims Nigel Farage

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Nigel Farage has said that we would not be opposed to a second referendum on Brexit but insisted that if the result doesn’t go his way he would call for a ‘best of three’ decider.

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David Cameron’s £12k China dinner abandoned after Pig Roast makes him ‘come over all funny’

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David Cameron’s £12,000 per head Chinese dinner took a turn for the worse after an entire roast pig was brought to his table, according to sources this morning.

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Chinese businessmen offer £13,000 to not have dinner with David Cameron

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Following news that David Cameron is charging £12,000 to Chinese businessmen to join him for dinner, it is being reported that many Chinese businessmen are offering £13,000 not to.

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‘Diverse’ cabinet also ‘reassuringly white’

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Theresa May’s cabinet is diverse while also being whiter than the arse-end of the Dulux colour chart, it has been confirmed.

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Baldrick named new Minister for Plans

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As her latest cabinet reshuffle concludes, Theresa May has made her most sensible choice for a cabinet Minister yet.

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David Davis ‘furious’ that EU is planning for the no-deal scenario he threatened them with

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The Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union today attacked the EU for “unfairly” ensuring they are prepared for the no deal Brexit he threatened was a very real possibility.

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