Politics

Popcorn sales spike across Europe

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Sales of popcorn have leapt a dramatic 4,500% across Europe today, with ‘incredible’ volumes of the snack selling in Brussels, according to reports.

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Theresa May yells “BASTARDS!” into empty cabinet room

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Theresa May is alone.

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Theresa May appoints Dominic Raab as new Chief Brexit Turd Polisher

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The new minister in charge of polishing the Brexit turd is Dominic Raab, according to sources inside number 10.

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In the SAS we only followed the orders that we agreed with, confirms David Davis

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David Davis has resigned from his government role leading the Brexit negotiations, explaining that if his military background taught him anything, it’s that you don’t follow the orders you don’t like.

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The good times are over, says an inconsolable Michel Barnier following David Davis resignation

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Senior EU official Michel Barnier has lamented the resignation of the Minister for Exiting the EU, publicly stating that the SAS veteran was “the best opponent a professional negotiator could ever hope for”.

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Brexiters and Remainers united in belief that Theresa May’s new Brexit plan is bullshit

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For the first time in over two years, it seems that Brexiters and Remainers are united behind a belief that the new plan for Brexit, as ‘agreed’ upon at a Chequers awayday on Friday, is total bullshit.

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Boggle, Booze and Brexit: PM’s plans for Chequers away day

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The Prime Minister has revealed details about today’s Cabinet summit at Chequers.

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Daily Mail to refer to May and Merkel as ‘The Golden Girls’ or some shit like that

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Two of the world’s most powerful leaders are meeting today and the Daily Mail will be analysing their outfits.

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Government finally recognises ‘right to die’ but only for 70-year-old health services

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The government has finally acknowledged the ‘right to die’, citing the example of a seventy-year-old health service that is no longer enjoying the quality of life it should be.

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We all know you’ll do nothing about us cheating, confirm supremely relaxed Vote Leave campaigners

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Leading figures in the Vote Leave campaign have reacted to the news that they cheated during the referendum campaign with a collective shrug of the shoulders.

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