Politics

Donald Trump bans all immigrants from La La Land

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President Trump has identified the newest threat to his America.

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Melania Trump to give it another month before unpacking

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US First Lady Melania Trump is to hold off on unpacking the Trump family belongings in the White House for at least another month or so ‘just in case’.

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“If anyone knows about misleading a nation into a dangerous course of action, it’s me” explains Tony Blair

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Tony Blair has spoken out about Brexit, explaining that if anyone should know about the consequences of misleading the voting public over a course of action that would be both costly and unnecessary, it’s him.

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UKIP calls for ban on Aslef for sounding a bit foreign

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Train drivers union Aslef sounds like it was born in Bongo-Bongo Land, according to a UKIP spokesperson this afternoon.

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‘Thoroughly pleasant’ Brexiter discovered in the north of England

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News broke last night that a Brexit voter from Newcastle has been described as “thoroughly pleasant” by friends and a few work colleagues.

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Labour by-election chances boosted by Jeremy Corbyn not getting involved

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Jeremy Corbyn is doing the best he can to help Labour in the Copeland by-Election by staying really quiet and going nowhere near the place.

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Paul Nuttall forced to admit he doesn’t have ‘friends’ despite website claims

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This month’s UKIP leader Paul Nuttall has been forced into an embarrassing climbdown over claims on his own website that he has ‘friends’.

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I meant to say I lost friends at IKEA, claims UKIP’s Paul Nuttall

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UKIP leader Paul Nuttall has said he misspoke when saying he lost friends at Hillsborough, explaining that he meant to say ‘IKEA’.

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Vladimir Putin appointed as Donald Trump’s National Security Advisor

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President Trump has once again defied both convention and logic by appointing Russian President Vladimir Putin as his new National Security Advisor following the resignation of Michael Flynn.

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Celebrities should keep their opinions to themselves, say supporters of reality TV star Donald Trump

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Fans of reality TV star Donald Trump and radio host Nigel Farage have told celebrities whose views they don’t like to keep their mouths shut.

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