Politics

Saving Private Ryan branded ‘alt-left propaganda’

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Right-wing fringe groups including white supremacists, neo-Nazis and the Trump White House administration have labelled multi Oscar award-winning Saving Private Ryan as ‘alt-left propaganda’.

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Staunch egalitarian Sarah Champion distances herself from notorious race-baiter Sarah Champion

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In a sudden decision, Shadow Equalities Minister Sarah Champion has resigned over an article published in The Sun by foul Islamophobe Sarah Champion.

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You need to spend £44k on a decent washroom when you have this much blood on your hands, claims Jeremy Hunt

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Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt has defended the cost of his new £44,000 washroom, insisting that sometimes he just can’t wash the blood clean off his hands.

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Donald Trump says Rebel Alliance must also take blame for violence as Death Star had all the required permits

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Donald Trump has insisted the Rebel Alliance must take their share of the blame for the violence in the Star Wars universe after revealing the Empire had all the necessary permits to gather at the Death Star.

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Red Skull just standing up for free speech, says HYDRA spokesman

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The Red Skull is just expressing controversial ideas and is a champion of free speech, according to a Hydra spokesman this morning.

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UK Brexit paper proposes ‘magic’ Irish border staffed by fairies

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The UK Government wants to implement a post-Brexit magic border between Ireland and Northern Ireland and staff it by local fairies.

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Donald Trump’s Manufacturing Council now just him and man who outsourced his clothing line to China

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After the latest round of resignations, Donald Trump’s Manufacturing Council is down to the president and the guy he hired to outsource the production of all Trump clothing to China.

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Kim Jong-Un boldly wets himself

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Donald Trump promising to respond in force if North Korea try anything has been met by brave leader Kim Jong-Un heroically wetting himself.

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Man photographed enthusiastically waving flaming torch at a Nazi rally unhappy at people calling him a Nazi

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A man repeatedly photographed holding a flaming torch at a neo-Nazi rally has declared his unhappiness at being called a Nazi.

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Archmaester under fire after taking two days to denounce White Walkers

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Archmaester Ebrose has finally bowed to overwhelming pressure and condemned the undead and everything they stand for as ‘pure evil’.

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