Following Eric Cantona’s revelation that he intends to enter the French presidential race, former Manchester United midfielder, David Beckham has declared his desire to become the next king of Narnia.
As millions of Britons struggle to come to terms with the first full week of work in 2012, many have asked insensitive MPs to redefine two days as three weekday mornings and lunch on Tuesday.
Shadow Health Minister Diane Abbott has defended her comments on Twitter, claiming that they have been blown out of all proportion before insisting that ‘them crackers be crazy’.
After banks highlighted how much they provide in tax revenue, the public have been quick to remind them how minuscule that figure is in comparison to the amount of taxpayers money they have spunked up the wall in the last few years.
After outlining his plans to tackle so-called ‘problem families’, David Cameron has declared this does not include the Milibands, seeing them more as a ‘blessing in disguise’.
Children who struggle with the three ‘Rs’ when they start primary school will not get any brighter just because you want them to, a new survey has discovered.
