Politics

Theresa May to trigger Article 50 by mocking something it cares about

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Theresa May has announced plans to trigger Article 50 next Wednesday by making jokes aimed at something it cares about.

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Sean Spicer delivers White House press briefing wearing tinfoil hat

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In an escalation of the conspiracy theories delivered by the Trump White House, press secretary Sean Spicer briefed the press today wearing a hat made of tinfoil.

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Nigel Farage to read a bedtime story on CBeebies

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Former UKIP leader Nigel Farage is set to follow in the footsteps of Tom Hardy and read a bedtime story on CBeebies.

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Presidential Motorcade to be replaced with clown car

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The famous US Presidential motorcade is to be replaced by a clown car that pumps out multi-coloured smoke and has a comedy fart noise for a horn.

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It’s not immigrants taking all the jobs, it’s George Osborne, claim unemployed

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The UK’s unemployed have voiced their frustration at the current lack of opportunities caused by George Osborne taking all the jobs.

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George Osborne reassures Evening Standard staff that his experience in being out of his depth is second to none

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Former Chancellor George Osborne has moved to reassure staff at the London Evening Standard that no-one has more experience of being completely out of their depth than he does.

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The only British tapping at Trump Tower was me on Melania’s ass, confirms James Bond

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MI5 has confirmed they weren’t spying on Donald Trump because their agent was ‘too busy’ shagging his wife Melania.

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Election expense scandal unlikely to bother people who voted for party led by man who fucked a dead pig

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Experts claim the British electorate is unlikely to give two shits about the Conservatives cheating over expenses during the 2015 general election when it wasn’t remotely bothered that the Prime Minister fucked a dead pig.

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A general election called today would be ‘absolutely hilarious’, claim Conservatives

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The Conservative Party have responded to calls for a general election by pointing at Jeremy Corbyn and laughing uncontrollably.

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George Osborne to become editor of Razzle

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Ex-Chancellor and twice Hi-Vis Jacket Wearer of the Year has been appointed the new editor of popular pornography magazine Razzle.

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