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The number of people tuning in to Baroness Thatcher’s funeral was boosted by a sharp rise in people who don’t have a job to go to, according to the Office for National Statistics.
Plans for an elaborate diamond-themed memorial to mark Baroness Thatcher’s passing from this world to the next represent terrific value for money, according to David Cameron’s Coalition.
MPs are expected to make history later today after it emerged that the funeral of Margaret Thatcher will be the first time they’ve ever buried good news.
Britain’s longest-serving Lib Dem deputy PM declared he was ‘honoured to be a part’ of today’s practice funeral, but has insisted on the addition of some air holes.
Labour leader Ed Miliband has moved to end speculation over the cause of his broken wrist by insisting the injury definitely occurred while he was “walking”.
The Conservative Party have defended the cost of Margaret Thatcher’s funeral by insisting that her numerous achievements warrant a state-funded send off.
Officials have confirmed that former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher will be buried at sea to prevent her grave becoming a shrine for Etonian alumni.
Fears are growing over the security at Margaret Thatcher’s funeral after the security contract was awarded to Olympics blunderers G4S.
News International has once again buried its competitors, by winning the lucrative TV rights for Margaret Thatcher’s final curtain.
Baroness Margaret Thatcher has completed a Work Capability Assessment with ATOS medical advisers and has been declared ‘fit for work’ according to a Government spokesman.
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