Politics

Boris Johnson is a ‘hypocritical twat’, claims Saudi Arabia

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Saudi Arabia has told Boris Johnson that he’s also a massive ‘puppeteer’ involved in proxy political wars simply to further his own agenda.

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30-day warranty expires on ‘Make America Great Again’ baseball caps

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The warranty on ‘Make America Great Again’ baseball caps has expired 30 days after the US election, meaning they are now falling to bits with startling rapidity.

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Government opens new community swimming pool filled with tears of Remainers

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The government has taken advantage of the decision by MP’s to move forward with Theresa May’s Brexit plan by opening a new community swimming pool- filled with the tears of Remainers.

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UKIP to release Paul Nuttall scented candle

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Inspired by Kentucky Fried Chicken’s fried chicken scented candle, UKIP is releasing a limited edition Paul Nuttall scented candle in time for Christmas.

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Theresa May to publish fag packet on back of which Brexit plan is scribbled

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In what is being seen as a significant climb-down by the Government, Theresa May will make available the fag packet on which she scrawled the plans for Brexit after her 6th pint in a local pub.

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Government to take action on poverty by redefining it again

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After it was revealed that more than 7 million people in the UK are living in poverty despite being part of a working family, the government has promised it will take action by redefining it again.

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Theresa May says she wants an ‘amazing technicolour dreambrexit’

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Prime Minister Theresa May has announced that she wants a Brexit of many colours that will eventually be made into an award-winning stage musical.

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You must unconditionally support the Brexit plan we’re not going to tell you about, insists Government

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The government has claimed that anyone not voicing full-throated support for a Brexit plan that doesn’t exist does not want Britain to succeed, according to an official spokesperson.

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Nigel Farage wins Turner Prize for his controversial work ‘Brexit Britain’

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The coveted and often contentious Turner Prize has this year been awarded to the former UKIP leader for creating the messy, outlandish spectacle of a politically divided nation facing economic ruin.

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NewsThump’s Guide to the Supreme Court Justices

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Everything you need to know about the Supreme Court judges! One watches foreign films WITHOUT subtitles!

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