Politics

Amber Rudd to force companies to publish lists of WhatsApp users

Thumbnail image for Amber Rudd to force companies to publish lists of WhatsApp users

Home Secretary Amber Rudd has called on UK business to publish lists of ‘subversives’ who use the messaging service WhatsApp.

Read the full article →

I’ll be wearing blue face paint and riding a horse to meet with Theresa May, confirms Nicola Sturgeon

Thumbnail image for I’ll be wearing blue face paint and riding a horse to meet with Theresa May, confirms Nicola Sturgeon

The tiny SNP warrior has today confirmed that she will be seeking to make a fearsome impression as she approaches her critical meeting with the Prime Minister this week.

Read the full article →

Douglas Carswell quits UKIP after being told he can’t wear leggings

Thumbnail image for Douglas Carswell quits UKIP after being told he can’t wear leggings

Thinking man’s idiot Douglas Carswell has quit UKIP after the furore caused when he wore leggings to the UKIP Parliamentary Party meeting.

Read the full article →

Matador whose anus was shredded by bull ‘happy to be metaphor for Brexit’

Thumbnail image for Matador whose anus was shredded by bull ‘happy to be metaphor for Brexit’

A Mexican matador has likened Britain’s EU exit to being anally shafted by an aggressive bull.

Read the full article →

I’ll start winning, winning, winning next week, pledges President Trump

Thumbnail image for I’ll start winning, winning, winning next week, pledges President Trump

President Trump has asked supporters to bear with him whilst he starts that whole winning thing he promised.

Read the full article →

Government salutes the bravery of the people whose funding they’ve just cut

Thumbnail image for Government salutes the bravery of the people whose funding they’ve just cut

The government has praised the police for protecting the public despite savage cuts they have imposed upon them.

Read the full article →

‘Brexit likely to widen pay gap’ Theresa May assures CEOs

Thumbnail image for ‘Brexit likely to widen pay gap’ Theresa May assures CEOs

Theresa May today allayed fears of Britain’s highest paid executives by confirming that Brexit will ‘go no way towards addressing the pay gap’ between Britain’s highest earners and those on the national living wage.

Read the full article →

MPs accuse CBeebies of pro-EU propaganda

Thumbnail image for MPs accuse CBeebies of pro-EU propaganda

Dozens of furious MPs have accused BBC children’s television network CBeebies of anti-Brexit bias in its coverage.

Read the full article →

Vladimir Putin to be given his own office in White House

Thumbnail image for Vladimir Putin to be given his own office in White House

Donald Trump has today announced that Russian leader and topless macho man Vladimir Putin will be given his own office space within the White House.

Read the full article →

Rising inflation due to Brexit means there could eventually be £400 million a week for NHS

Thumbnail image for Rising inflation due to Brexit means there could eventually be £400 million a week for NHS

Projections have shown that that should inflation continue to increase at current rates, by the time we actually leave the EU the £350 million a week for the NHS could actually be nearer £400 million.

Read the full article →