Politics

We will let you hunt the poor with dogs, promises Osborne

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George Osborne today revealed Tory plans to legalise the hunting of benefit claimants through the countryside with dogs and horses.

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Put it in my offshore account, Farage tells new UKIP donor

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Nigel Farage has found a sudden use for the offshore account he had forgotten all about, it has emerged.

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Difficulty in getting a GP appointment to become 7-day frustration, vows PM

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The horror of simply trying to get an appointment to see your GP will extend into the weekend by 2020, the government will announce today.

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Racist clown defects to rival circus

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The defection of one of his clowns to a rival circus has left Big Top owner Davey Cameroni with a big sad face this morning.

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Asking MPs for nude pics shouldn’t be allowed, claims Brooks Newmark

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Conservative MP Brooks Newmark has claimed it was really unfair of an undercover reporter to ask him to send nude pictures of himself, as they knew full well he would definitely send them.

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Queen can also bark, meow and neigh like a horse, confirms Prince Philip

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Purring is not the only animal noise the Queen is skilled at mimicking, according to Prince Philip this morning.

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Tony Blair insists ‘ISIS ground troops’ only way to return erection to 2003 levels

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Former Prime Minister Tony Blair has told reporters that putting ground troops in a fight with ISIS is the only way to ensure he gets the sort of erection he enjoyed during the 2003 invasion of Iraq.

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Scottish referendum parties do battle for lucrative North Korean endorsement

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As campaigning in the Scottish referendum enters its final phase, both sides have pulled out all the stops to woo the lucrative North Korean endorsement.

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Independent Scotland will be a lot like Mad Max, claim RBS

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RBS will leave an independent Scotland after economists predicted a Mad Max style post-apocalyptic wasteland dominated by the small amount of oil still up for grabs.

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Alex Salmond claims independent Scotland would part own Royal Baby

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Any Royal Child conceived whilst Scotland is part of the UK will be part owned by an independent Scotland, Alex Salmond has confirmed today.

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