Politics

Dreadful loser cements loser status by failing to blame everything on foreigners

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Abject loser Jeremy Corbyn further proved his reputation as national laughing stock by not blaming all of the country’s problems on immigrants and refugees.

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First person to stop clapping Jeremy Corbyn sent to salt mines

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The first person to stop clapping Jeremy Corbyn’s speech at the Labour Party Conference has been sent to the salt mines, we can report this afternoon.

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Tory conference to open with traditional ritual human sacrifice

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The Tory party has confirmed that their conference will kick off on Sunday with the traditional human sacrifice in praise of the great and most evil Beelzebub.

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Labour Party going tremendously well now

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Reports from the Labour Party conference indicate that it’s all going splendidly and there’s nothing to worry about anymore.

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Theresa May denies accusations of compassion

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Sources close to Theresa May have hit back at claims she was branded ‘compassionate’ by former PM David Cameron over proposed EU immigration controls.

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Jeremy Corbyn appoints Care Bears to Shadow Cabinet

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Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn has announced that the Care Bears will form the basis of his policy team in the run up to the 2020 election.

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Presidential debate convinces every single voter they were right all along

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Every single voter across the United States found something in last night’s presidential debate to continuing to supporting the candidate they had already chosen.

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Trump claims to have travelled to Mars, invented yoghurt, and competed in two Olympics

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Donald Trump used last night’s fiery Presidential debate to defend his character, making claims with regard to space travel, dairy products, Olympic prowess, and numerous other achievements.

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I have the constitution to be President, says Trump. And the strength, intelligence, wisdom and dexterity

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Donald Trump has told the nation he is a ‘fighter’ – a claim his opponents agree with as he was never going to be a Wizard or Cleric with stats that low.

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Satirist with good idea for US mass-shooting article doesn’t have to wait long

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A satirist who had a provocative and interesting idea for a US mass-shooting article has found that he didn’t have to wait long to use it.

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