Politics

Tory MP lost his seat due to 10 retweets, insists government claiming Fake News didn’t affect Brexit referendum

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Theresa May has told parliament that former Tory MP Byron Davies lost his Gower seat in Wales due to a tweet that was shared ten times and liked seven times, despite insisting thousands of fake news tweets did not affect the referendum outcome one iota.

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Brexiter who lauded post-Brexit prospects for international trade furious to see it in action with De La Rue

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Brexiters who proudly announced that Brexit would see more international trade outside of our shores have been left furious after they were shown precisely how that works with the contract to produce their new blue passports.

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Home Office hires Jim Davidson to teach Windrush deportees how to act Jamaican

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Jim Davidson will form a key part of the repatriation strategy for Windrush deportees returning to the Caribbean.

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“We’ll have fewer refugees to deal with if we continue to blow them up” reasons government

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Bombing Syria ultimately means fewer of them in the queue at Tesco.

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People who want to expel immigrants horrified at how Windrush generation is treated

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All over the country, Britons whose only tangible political focus is the removal of non-citizens from the UK, have expressed dismay about the way people who came here as part of the Windrush migrations have been forced to leave the country.

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President Trump condemns Wakanda for not supporting Syria strikes

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Donald Trump is angry with the fictional nation of Wakanda.

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Complete simpleton still doing facebook questionnaires

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Despite an overwhelming tsunami of reasons why he shouldn’t, local simpleton Simon Williams is still sharing Facebook quizzes with his friends.

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Corbyn wants “incontrovertible evidence” that it’s raining before he’ll put a coat on

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Jeremy Corbyn wants to see “incontrovertible evidence” of rainfall before he will accept that is the reason he is getting wet.

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Tony Blair remains dangerously erect four days after Syrian intervention

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Former Prime Minister Tony Blair’s erection remains strong some four days after first becoming tumescent on hearing news of British military intervention in the Middle East.

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Democratic referendum on final Brexit deal would definitely be undemocratic, claims Brexiter terrified of losing it

Following a day of rallies across the United Kingdom campaigning for a democratic vote to determine if the will of the people is in favour of Brexit once the deal is known, a Brexiter has insisted this would be going against the will of the people.

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