Politics

UKIP ‘picked on’ just for being massive racists

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UKIP Deputy Chairman Suzanne Evans has claimed that the media regularly singles out the party purely because it is full of racists.

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UKIP in election pledge to ban ‘ethnic’ emojis

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UKIP have promised that victory in the general election will see them outlaw the recently introduced ethnic emojis in Apple’s ecosystem.

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Tory MP David Tredennick’s horoscope predicts relentless piss-taking

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Tory MP David Tredinnick’s horoscope has today predicted a day of relentless abuse and piss-taking, just 24 hours after suggesting astrology could save the NHS.

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Labour suddenly in favour of Green Party being involved in leaders debates

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Ed Miliband has joined the chorus of people calling for the Green Party to involved in the leaders debates, insisting that Natalie Bennett is the best thing to happen to his party in months.

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Greek gods ceded to Germany in historic eurozone deal

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In an unexpected solution to the ongoing eurozone debt crisis, the Greek gods will formally become German on the first of March in part payment of extensive bond liabilities.

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MPs announce ‘Buy One Get One Free’ sale

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Westminster has launched unbeatable spring deals on leading bent politicians – while stocks last.

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Give me my joke back, Alex Salmond tells Pub Landlord Al Murray

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Former SNP leader Alex Salmond has told Al Murray, the Pub Landlord, that he wants his joke back.

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EU asks Russia if it would like to invade Greece instead

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With negotiations on a greek bailout stalled again, a frustrated EU has asked Vladimir Putin if he’d be willing to take Greece off their hands.

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We need a ‘fresh modern take’ on politics says man worshipping 2,000 year old book

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Politicians need to deliver a ‘fresh moral and modern vision’ ahead of the general election, according to a man whose entire life is guided by a two-thousand year old book.

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Young unemployed should dance for our amusement, insists Cameron

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The Prime Minister has announced new plans to make young benefit claimants dance for the Tories’ amusement.

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