Politics

Ibuprofen withdrawn over homophobic rant fears

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A leading painkiller has been taken off the shelves after causing a member of the public to hurl anti-gay abuse.

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BBC to bring in extra props for Brand vs Farage battle

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Denying accusations of ‘dumbing down’, the BBC will be supplying pedestals and padded pugil sticks for tonight’s debate in Canterbury between UKIP’s Nigel Farage and comedian Russell Brand.

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Ed Miliband announces that he is ‘still here’

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Ed Miliband has used a radio interview to announce that he definitely still exists.

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Why don’t poor people just have their butlers make porridge, asks Baroness Jenkins

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Tory peer Baroness Jenkins yesterday expressed her exasperation with poor people not simply having their butlers make porridge.

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MP apologises for spamming constituents in desperate plea for Candy Crush lives

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Conservative MP Nigel Mills has issued an apology after sending thousands of messages to constituents in the desperate hope of gaining extra Candy Crush lives.

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Tories and Lib Dems to remain ‘friends’ after coalition break-up

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After fresh cracks in the coalition began to appear, senior politicians from both sides claimed that the two parties were determined to remain friends after a split.

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Farage hangover caused by ‘immigrants’

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Nigel Farage revealed that he missed an engagement in North Wales over the weekend due to a hangover brought on by immigrants.

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Voters urge UKIP leader to ‘be Nigel Farage more discreetly’ in public

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The public have urged the UKIP leader Nigel Farage to ‘be Nigel Farage more discreetly’ in future, encouraging him to cover himself up with a blanket or maybe sit in the corner when being Farage in public.

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Chancellor denies spending NHS budget on ‘cocaine and kinky porn binge’

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George Osborne’s wide-eyed, bed-headed appearance at PMQs last Wednesday fuelled speculation about drug use, and his odd behaviour during Wednesday’s Autumn Statement sparked further rumours.

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Under 11s should be educated in dangers of sex with immigrants, confirms UKIP

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Children younger than 11 year-old will be educated about the dangers of sex with immigrants, UKIP leader Nigel Farage confirmed yesterday.

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