Politics

Thousands sign letter dismissing David Cameron as a ‘meat hamper-faced gobshite’

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The Conservatives have received a major ‘fuck off!’ from thousands of people whose opinions are every bit as valid as business leaders and celebrities.

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Labour offer referendum on whether to offer referendum

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There were tense scenes yesterday as Labour announced plans to offer a referendum on whether the UK should offer its residents a referendum on staying in the EU.

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Nepal needs ‘trade not aid’ insists UKIP

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UKIP’s insistence that developing countries need ‘trade not aid’ will see a UKIP delegation heading to Nepal to see if any deals can be struck.

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Labour Party to fight nepotism and inherited privilege by creating hundreds of new Lords

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A Labour government would create hundreds of new Lords to help in the battle against nepotism and privilege, they have announced this morning.

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David Cameron promises to do better at remembering lies he’s told us

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When you tell a lot of lies, sometimes you forgot the details of some of the less important ones, David Cameron confirmed today.

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The Sun reveals Nicola Sturgeon’s pornography past after she ‘made dolls kiss’

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The Sun has exclusively revealed SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon’s pornographic past after it discovered she once made her dolls ‘kiss’.

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Tories accuse electorate of ‘blatant left-wing bias’

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The Tories have launched a blistering attack on the electorate, claiming that a ‘significant left-wing bias’ is preventing them gaining a lead in the polls.

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UKIP asks Google to ‘forget’ St. George was actually a Greek immigrant

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UKIP has made a submission to search giant Google via their ‘Right To Forget’ programme, in an effort to remove all online references to St George’s Greek nationality.

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Anger as David Cameron refuses to ‘do some Oasis’ on BBC Live Lounge

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The Prime Minister’s appearance on Radio 1 ended in disappointment as he pointedly refused to play any Oasis cover versions.

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We are now just 3 or 4 more capsized boats away from taking action, confirms EU

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The European Union has today responded to cries of ‘how many deaths until you take action’ with the answer that it’s probably a few hundred more yet.

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