Politics

Donald Trump deals colossal blow to the EU Leave campaign by pledging his support

Thumbnail image for Donald Trump deals colossal blow to the EU Leave campaign by pledging his support

Donald Trump may have guaranteed the UK votes to stay in the EU after telling everyone it should leave.

Read the full article →

We’ll stick with the pig guy, thanks, confirm voters

Thumbnail image for We’ll stick with the pig guy, thanks, confirm voters

Given a straight choice between a genuine socialist and a man who fucked a pig, voters have confirmed they’ll stick with the pig guy, all things considered.

Read the full article →

Boris Johnson still stuck in revolving door after trying to leave City Hall

Thumbnail image for Boris Johnson still stuck in revolving door after trying to leave City Hall

Retiring Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, has had an embarrassing last-minute mishap as he made his way out of City Hall for the final time today.

Read the full article →

We’re trying really hard to like Hillary Clinton, America reassures world

Thumbnail image for We’re trying really hard to like Hillary Clinton, America reassures world

America is doing its damnedest to like Hillary Clinton today.

Read the full article →

Ted Cruz going to Hell after decision to abort presidential campaign

Thumbnail image for Ted Cruz going to Hell after decision to abort presidential campaign

Republican Christian evangelicals have admitted that Ted Cruz will burn in Hell for all eternity after his decision to abort his presidential campaign yesterday.

Read the full article →

SAT test questions for six year olds; set a broken bone, do the accounts, evolve

Thumbnail image for SAT test questions for six year olds; set a broken bone, do the accounts, evolve

Following yesterday’s ‘Let Kids be Kids’ protests about the over-testing of six to eleven-year-olds, the sheer complexity of SATs have been laid bare.

Read the full article →

Sadiq Khan shared platform with Hans Gruber, claims Zac Goldsmith

Thumbnail image for Sadiq Khan shared platform with Hans Gruber, claims Zac Goldsmith

Zac Goldsmith has launched a last-ditch bid to secure the London mayoralty by claiming that rival candidate Sadiq Khan once shared a platform with Hans Gruber.

Read the full article →

Trump nomination forces Canada to set fire to itself

Thumbnail image for Trump nomination forces Canada to set fire to itself

Canada has opted for a prolonged fiery death rather than live next door to a country run by a toxic bellend.

Read the full article →

Donald Trump proves US is land of opportunity if you inherit a billion dollars

Thumbnail image for Donald Trump proves US is land of opportunity if you inherit a billion dollars

With Donald Trump on the verge of securing the republican presidential nomination, the United States has reinforced its reputation as the land of opportunity for people who inherit a billion dollars.

Read the full article →

Bernie Sanders supporters make astonishing advances in mathematics whilst trying to prove he can still win

Thumbnail image for Bernie Sanders supporters make astonishing advances in mathematics whilst trying to prove he can still win

Supporters of US Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders have made several ‘astounding’ breakthroughs in mathematics by trying to prove he can still win.

Read the full article →