Politics

US to withdraw from UN Human Rights Council after UN refuses to reclassify Mexicans as sub-human

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Donald Trump will take the United States out of the UN’s Human Rights Council after it steadfastly refused to reclassify Mexican immigrants as sub-human.

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Government to ignore expert advice on drug laws and instead base policy on series 9 & 10 of Grange Hill

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Following calls by William Hague to review Britain’s drug laws, the government has insisted that it will rely instead on the plight of Samuel ‘Zammo’ Maguire from Grange Hill to inform policy.

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History is littered with examples of the good guys locking children cages, insists Donald Trump

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Donald Trump has insisted he is one of the good guys, after pointing to the history books literally brimming with examples of the good guys taking children away from their families and putting them in cages under 24-hour guard.

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Donald Trump announces new ‘Space Force’ will operate from giant spherical space station

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President Trump has revealed that the ‘space force’ which he has instructed the Department of Defense to create will operate from a massive spherical space station, capable of destroying an entire planet.

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TREASON! UK doomed after man reveals to EU that the nation is not united over Brexit

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The lynchpin of the government’s Brexit strategy was shattered yesterday after a British man drunkenly revealed that not everyone in the UK fully agreed with the way Brexit was being negotiated.

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People who believe in ‘Brexit Dividend’ urged to avoid people selling magic beans

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Anyone who believes increased NHS funding will be coming from a ‘Brexit dividend’ has been urged to avoid scams that target the gullible for the foreseeable future.

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Jeremy Kyle announced as new presenter of Question Time

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The BBCs flagship politics show, Question Time, is to be taken to its logical conclusion by new presenter Jeremy Kyle.

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North Korean administration left horrified at how US treats migrant children

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North Korean officials have admitted their denuclearisation deal with the United States could be in jeopardy after learning how the Americans treat the children of migrants.

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Perverts everywhere thank Sir Christopher Chope for blocking upskirt bill

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Brave Sir Christopher Chope has saved the day for upskirters everywhere.

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Jesus said love your neighbour, not snatch their kids off them, Christians remind Sarah Sanders

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Christians across America have reminded Sarah Sanders that the Bible recommends loving your neighbour, not incarcerating their kids after forcefully removing them from their grasp.

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