Politics

NewsThump barred from White House Press Pool

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British satirical website NewsThump has been banned from the White House Press Pool after press secretary Sean Spicer accused them of pushing ‘false narratives’ and ‘fake news’.

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Donald Trump pretty sure he’s signed an Executive Order banning Transformers

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Donald Trump has signed an Executive Order which he believes will put an end to the politically correct policies of lefty do-gooder Optimus Prime.

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“Don’t Panic!” shouts Corbyn

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Lance-Corporal Corbyn has reassured his platoon that the Tories don’t like it up ’em this morning.

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Paul Nuttall denies ever standing in a Stoke by-election

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UKIP leader Paul Nuttall has today denied ever standing in the Stoke by-election, claiming he was off celebrating his Brit award at the time.

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Last person who still believed £350m EU NHS claim finally realises

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The only man in the UK who still believed that there would be a weekly investment of £350m in the NHS following Brexit has finally realised that it won’t happen.

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Douglas Carswell to continue dining alone in the House of Commons

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After UKIP leader Paul Nuttall lost the Stoke by-election, sources confirmed that Douglas Carswell would be forced to continue sitting on his own when eating at work.

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‘Cheryl and I are happy to announce we’re pregnant’ claims proud father-to-be Paul Nuttall

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UKIP leader Paul Nuttall has confirmed that he is the father of Cheryl’s unborn child, sending shockwaves through celebrity gossip and political circles alike.

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President Trump pre-emptively bans immigrants from newly discovered planets that may harbour life

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The Trump administration in the US has reacted to the discovery of potentially habitable planets in the Trappist-1 system by banning anyone who lives there from visiting the US.

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President Trump appoints Captain America as new National Security Advisor

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President Trump has surprised Washington by appointing World War II veteran and artificially enhanced super soldier Captain America to replace Michael Flynn as his new National Security Advisor.

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£350m per week saved from EU to be spent implementing NHS cuts

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The cost of implementing swingeing cuts to NHS hospitals across the country will be covered by the £350m previously spent on the EU, according to reports today

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