Politics

Treat entrepreneurs as the Gods they are, says Andy Burnham

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Labour leadership frontrunner Andy Burnham has made deference to your betters the cornerstone of his pitch to run the party.

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Sunny weather forecast leads to increase in Union strike threats

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Forecasts of pleasant, sunny weather have increased the threat of industrial action, meteorologists warned today.

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Tony Blair resigns in glory after bringing peace to the Middle East

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Tony Blair has resigned as Middle East peace envoy after ushering in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity to the region.

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Banning ‘legal highs’ will make them just as hard to get as cannabis, insists government

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Government plans to ban ‘legal highs’ will make them as hard to get hold of as cannabis, we can report today.

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EU referendum question to be: ‘Do you not want to leave or stay in or out of the EU?’

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The official phraseology of the question at the centre of the forthcoming EU referendum will be reassuringly complicated, according to reports today.

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New UKIP leader to be chosen via Australian-style points system

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An Australian-style points system will be used to determine potential candidates for UKIP leadership, it has emerged today.

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Labour to select new leader using the Charlie Charlie Challenge

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The Labour Party is to select its new leader using the Charlie Charlie challenge, we can report today.

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Sam Allardyce to take over at Labour

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Labour are set to announce that they have appointed Sam Allardyce as leader.

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Government ministers’ wages to be frozen at current ‘staggering’ levels

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David Cameron has announced plans to freeze minister’s wages for the next five years and prevent them making the jump from staggeringly wealthy to obscenely wealthy.

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We’ll get to tax avoiders after we’ve got some pennies from illegal immigrants, insists government

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The government has insisted it has every intention of getting to the millions of pounds of avoided tax, just as soon as it’s finished getting twenty quid here and there from illegal immigrants.

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