Health

Drinking too much could ‘seriously shorten’ your day, say scientists

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A scientific study has concluded that excessive amounts of alcohol could negatively affect the perceived length of your day.

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Jeremy Hunt apologises for ‘forgetting’ he was Health Secretary

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Jeremy Hunt has apologised after forgetting he was in charge of the NHS and responsible for ensuring it runs safely and effectively.

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Drinkers urge scientists to make up their bloody minds

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As new research shows that even one drink a day can reduce life expectancy, drinkers have suggested that maybe scientists all sit down in a room and make their bloody minds up.

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MyFitnessPal hackers shocked at how bad your diet is

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Hackers behind the breach of popular food tracking app MyFitnessPal are said to be shocked at the type of crappy food you seem to subsist upon.

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Theresa May says Brexit will mean more money for NHS in classic early April Fool’s Day ruse

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Theresa May has insisted that Brexit will mean more money for the NHS in a classic April Fools Day ruse, without realising it’s not until Sunday.

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New study says “no, pizza doesn’t secretly help you lose weight, you fat fucking moron”

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Pizza is bad for you and always will be, according to scientists this morning.

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‘Social smoker’ relieved to only develop ‘social Emphysema’

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A man recently diagnosed with emphysema has been pleased to learn that his condition may not be as bad as he first feared.

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I’m a bit OCD, claims man who doesn’t have first f**king clue what OCD is

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A man has claimed to be a bit OCD, despite not having the first f**king clue what Obsessive Compulsive Disorder actually is.

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Stephen Hawking escapes the physical universe

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Stephen Hawking lived a life which could be observed, but not measured.

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Donald Trump to give all Americans radioactive poison to protect country from Russian agents

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President Trump today declared that Britain had been ‘weak’ in allowing former spy Sergei Skripal to be poisoned in Salisbury yesterday, insisting that following the death of Alexander Litvinenko in 2006, all UK residents should have been armed with a ‘cupful’ of polonium-210.

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