UK Spoof News and Satire
A report claiming that Government stocks of Tamiflu work no better than paracetamol does not take into account how successful it is at ‘returning shareholder value’, according to Tamiflu executives.
Former England captain and occasional racist John Terry has claimed he should have ‘first go’ on pioneering synthetic minges, it has emerged.
Wales could be the first part of the UK to ban giving up smoking in enclosed public places.
A new ruling that allows heavy drinkers to receive liver transplants is cause for a big celebration, according to piss-heads everywhere.
The Saharan dust storm laying waste to southern Britain has overtaken ‘dicky tummy’ as the nation’s favourite excuse to phone in sick.
A campaign by a cancer charity to have men share make-up free images of their testicles, is failing to gain traction on social networking sites according to reports this morning.
Smokers have reacted with outrage at the government’s plan to stop them breathing poisonous smoke into the lungs of their children when travelling in small enclosed spaces.
A leading orthopaedic surgeon has used the latest 3D printing techniques to create a new backbone for Lib Dem leader and Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg.
Customers at Heston Blumenthal’s Michelin-starred Dinner at the Mandarin Oriental hotel on Hyde Park are continuing to fall ill at the mere sight of their bill.
Health experts have today warned that the added sugar in heroin could lead to obesity and early onset diabetes amongst the nation’s addicts.
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