Health

Restaurant with 4/5 food hygiene rating somehow thinks this worth advertising

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Your local restaurant is under the impression that it’s worth advertising the fact they have room for improvement when it comes to the hygiene around their food preparation.

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Weekend Doctors should be working, not taking selfies, says Jeremy Hunt

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Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt has criticised Doctors and healthcare workers who have posted selfies with the hashtag #ImInWorkJeremy when they should be working.

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The sugar isn’t ‘hidden’ you’re just ignoring it, consumers told

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Food manufacturers aren’t actually ‘hiding’ any sugar in their food at all because that’s illegal as all hell, it was revealed today.

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Scientists admit defeat in search for cure to common Coldplay

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Researchers have acknowledged the common Coldplay may never be cured, we can report this morning.

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Four fingers of fudge now required to give average British kid a treat

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Today’s entitled and mostly fat generation of 7-10 year-olds need four times as many fingers of fudge than their parents did to feel satiated.

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Benefits shake-up to incentivise ill people to get better

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Secretary of State for Work and Pensions Iain Duncan-Smith is confident that a shake-up to incapacity benefits will give ill people the incentive and encouragement they need to get better.

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Confusing sun cream labels being used to ‘kill off morons’

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The needlessly confusing labels on bottles of sun lotion are a covert way of reducing the population and improving the gene pool, it has been confirmed.

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Boy caught trying Dad’s e-cigarette forced to vape entire cartridge

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14 year-old Ben Williams has been forced to vape the entire cartridge after his father caught him trying his e-cigarette.

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New warning that skinny jeans can make you look ridiculous

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Researchers have today warned of the dangers of skinny jeans after an Australian woman was left looking utterly ridiculous for several hours.

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Stores to avoid ‘legal highs’ ban by selling ‘homeopathic highs’

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Hippy shops are responding to the ban on legal highs by selling homeopathic drugs instead, we can report today.

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