UK Spoof News and Satire
Britain’s workers are apparently taking part in ‘Bring Your Cold To Work’ day today.
Heavy metal fans have formed a protective circle round the ill Ozzy Osbourne and told Death not to try anything funny.
An Internet conspiracy theorist has insisted people should think for themselves and agree with him without the slightest trace of irony this morning.
A woman has marched her husband into her local genetic research institute and demanded “one Channing Tatum, please”.
Columnists from major broadsheet newspapers have been told in no uncertain terms that nobody wants to read another piece about their bloody baby.
The receptionist at your local surgery has no problem in treating you with utter contempt at the weekends, too.
This Dry January crap has gone on quite long enough, Britain has decided this morning.
Some of your lazier colleagues are making spurious claims of having Zika.
Dr. Gillian McKeith, or to use her full academic title, Gillian McKeith, has entered the Big Brother house to investigate the quality of shit being produced.
Four people have died after your boyfriend offered to do the cooking for a bloody change.
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