Health

Looking older or being ginger the new Sophie’s Choice

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A new ginger gene linked to looking younger has given vain people the hardest possible choice imaginable.

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Junior doctors’ strike risks patient safety, says man imposing contract that risks patient safety

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Jeremy Hunt has today told junior doctors that patient safety is his number one concern, which is why he’s imposing a junior doctors contract that is guaranteed to risk it.

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Playing musical instruments leads to death, finds Daily Mail

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The Daily Mail has today warned of the dangers of musical instruments after experts linked the deaths of several high-profile people to time spent playing them.

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Man sets new flossing world record at nine consecutive days

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The previous world record for longest consecutive number of days flossing has been smashed by a British man, Simon Williams.

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‘Three-day week definitely best for the over 40s’ insists 40-year-old man

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A man who turned 40 yesterday, has claimed three-day working weeks are best for people who are his age or older.

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Mars to add ‘not for human consumption’ labels to Dolmio

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Dolmio sauces, whilst edible in a theoretical sense, will be formally reclassified as an industrial lubricant to prevent confusion, it has been announced today.

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Britain’s Supervet to provide emergency cover for striking doctors

As the Junior Doctors’ strike escalates, Britain’s “Supervet” has been called up to provide routine surgery to those on NHS waiting lists.

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Atheist, teetotal, vegan crossfitter wins title of Britain’s dullest man

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An atheist, vegan, teetotal crossfitter has been identified as Britain’s dullest man after researchers read his Facebook updates.

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Woman tells of her horror after accidentally visiting gents toilet

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A traumatised woman has spoken of her horror after accidentally going into the gents toilet in a pub in Chelmsford.

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Suspicion of who dealt it continues to centre on who smelt it

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A dramatic investigation into who dealt it has once again focused on who smelt it after a day of legal challenges that at one point saw the investigating team implicated.

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