Health

Benefits shake-up to incentivise ill people to get better

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Secretary of State for Work and Pensions Iain Duncan-Smith is confident that a shake-up to incapacity benefits will give ill people the incentive and encouragement they need to get better.

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Confusing sun cream labels being used to ‘kill off morons’

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The needlessly confusing labels on bottles of sun lotion are a covert way of reducing the population and improving the gene pool, it has been confirmed.

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Boy caught trying Dad’s e-cigarette forced to vape entire cartridge

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14 year-old Ben Williams has been forced to vape the entire cartridge after his father caught him trying his e-cigarette.

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New warning that skinny jeans can make you look ridiculous

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Researchers have today warned of the dangers of skinny jeans after an Australian woman was left looking utterly ridiculous for several hours.

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Stores to avoid ‘legal highs’ ban by selling ‘homeopathic highs’

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Hippy shops are responding to the ban on legal highs by selling homeopathic drugs instead, we can report today.

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Government confirms drug that killed Charles Kennedy to remain perfectly legal

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Home Secretary Theresa May has confirmed she has no plans to limit the sale of the hugely addictive ‘legal high’ which led to the untimely death of former Liberal Democrat leader Charles Kennedy.

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McDonald’s ditches plans for ‘McPlacenta’ burger after health benefits questioned

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McDonald’s has abandoned plans for their new ‘McPlacenta’ burger after new studies revealed that eating placenta does ‘not benefit health.’

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Queen stranded for twelve hours on NHS Trolley

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HRH Queen Elizabeth II was left for twelve hours in a hospital corridor today after an NHS clerical error.

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Healthy eating officially impossible, confirms study

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Maintaining a healthy and balanced diet has been declared far too difficult to even bother with in the first place, according to a new study.

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Banning ‘legal highs’ will make them just as hard to get as cannabis, insists government

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Government plans to ban ‘legal highs’ will make them as hard to get hold of as cannabis, we can report today.

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