Environment

Hurricane Trump continues to cause devastation

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Hurricane Trump is continuing to wreak chaos and devastation in the US.

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Hurricane Harvey declares President Trump a disaster

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Hurricane Harvey has declared that President Trump is a disaster likely to cause massive amounts of damage to everyone caught in his path.

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Industrial grade skunk now Britain’s most popular picnic essential

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Industrial-strength marijuana has overtaken more traditional ingredients in British summer picnics as the number one essential, experts confirmed today.

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North Korea claims responsibility for blocking out sun in US

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A day after the US had the sun blocked out for several terrifying hours North Korea has claimed responsibility for the act.

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Nuclear War ‘might hit house prices’, warns report

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Global Thermonuclear War might push homeowners across the South of England into negative equity, reports have warned today.

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Other countries secretly jealous of British weather

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Other countries with their ‘heat waves’ and ‘horrifying 40-degree temperatures’ are secretly jealous of Britain’s steady August drizzle.

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Yazz shown the way down

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Top eighties pop star Yazz has given up on a lifetime of insisting that the only way is up after she was shown the way down earlier this week.

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Jeremy Clarkson to be 100% electric by 2040

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The government has announced that by 2040 Jeremy Clarkson will be 100% electric in a bid to tackle harmful pollutants.

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Great Outdoors to be rebranded ‘Outdoors’

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A recent study has found that most people no longer consider the Great Outdoors to be in any way ‘great’ and accordingly, it is to be rebranded ‘Outdoors’ to reflect this new attitude.

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Iceberg now free to negotiate trade deals with the entire world

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An iceberg the size of Wales which broke away from Antarctica today is keen to pursue a trade deal with South Georgia, it has announced.

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