Environment

Hibernating bear definitely having a better time of it than you

Thumbnail image for Hibernating bear definitely having a better time of it than you

A bear who has spent the last three months asleep in a cave with some honey and a back scratcher has had a nicer time than you, it has confirmed.

Read the full article →

Plastic derides Britain’s half-arsed attempts to manage without it

Thumbnail image for Plastic derides Britain’s half-arsed attempts to manage without it

The current move to ‘deplastify’ daily life because a weird combination of David Attenborough and the Daily Mail told us to is a load of old bollocks, it has emerged.

Read the full article →

Donald Trump claims global warming is a hoax after aide forgets to put heating on

Thumbnail image for Donald Trump claims global warming is a hoax after aide forgets to put heating on

US President Donald Trump has insisted global warming is a hoax after a member of his support staff turned down the thermostat in his Mar-a-Lago suite.

Read the full article →

Panda refused to share flight with Margaret Thatcher

Thumbnail image for Panda refused to share flight with Margaret Thatcher

A panda once refused to share a flight to the United States with British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, newly released National Archives files have revealed.

Read the full article →

Elephants legalise the squishing of wealthy thrill-killing arseholes

Thumbnail image for Elephants legalise the squishing of wealthy thrill-killing arseholes

The African Pachyderm Organisation stunned conservationists by ending a long-standing moratorium on the crushing of rich tossers who think slaughtering rare wildlife somehow makes up for the loveless pantomime that is their life.

Read the full article →

Please stop eating us in your sleep, beg house spiders

Thumbnail image for Please stop eating us in your sleep, beg house spiders

For people who claim to be afraid of spiders you eat a heck of a lot of us in your sleep, spiders have said today.

Read the full article →

Alien seed pods discovered across country following appearance of red sun

Thumbnail image for Alien seed pods discovered across country following appearance of red sun

Hundreds of thousands of what seem to be alien seed pods were discovered yesterday evening in gardens across the country.

Read the full article →

EU to blame for European dust coming over here and ruining Britain’s sky, insists UKIP

Thumbnail image for EU to blame for European dust coming over here and ruining Britain’s sky, insists UKIP

UKIP has laid the blame for the murky UK skies squarely at the feet of the EU, for allowing European dust to wander across the border unchecked.

Read the full article →

Sky a funny colour confirms absolutely everyone on Facebook

Thumbnail image for Sky a funny colour confirms absolutely everyone on Facebook

Literally everyone on Facebook has confirmed that the sky is currently a funny colour.

Read the full article →

Badger fancies its chances against UKIP leader

Thumbnail image for Badger fancies its chances against UKIP leader

After hearing that new UKIP leader Henry Bolton thinks he could kill a badger with his bare hands, badgers everywhere have suggested they fancy their chances.

Read the full article →