Environment

Rare tigers found behind Wetherspoons in Chelmsford

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A new breeding ground for the rare Indochinese tiger has been discovered behind the Wetherspoons in Chelmsford, by the bins.

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Man feeling a bit chilly declares it to be proof that global warming is hoax

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The scientific community has been rocked by the news that a man has proof that global warming is a hoax in the form of him feeling a little bit cold.

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Huge snowstorm to hit US is ‘Obama’s fault’ insists Donald Trump

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US President Donald Trump has taken to Twitter to accuse his predecessor Barack Obama of creating a huge snowstorm – Storm Stella – that is due to hit the northeast of the country later.

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Badgers announce cull of Government Ministers

Badgers have pledged to bring the number of Government Ministers down to ‘manageable levels’ within five years.

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Check your privilege, Peacocks told

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Peacocks can’t understand the everyday reality of other birds because their iridescent purple feathers and flashy tails give them an unfair advantage.

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Labour accuses pigeons of attempting a soft coo

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Senior figures in the Labour Party have accused the pigeons on their windowsill of attempting a soft coo against Jeremy Corbyn.

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Woman successfully offsets huge carbon footprint by sharing climate change article on Facebook

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A woman who drives to the shops in a spotless 4×4 that has never left central London has successfully offset her vast carbon footprint by sharing a harshly worded Facebook link about climate change deniers, it was confirmed last night.

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Fairies fail to remove broken washing machine left by the side of the road

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The fairies have inexplicably failed to take away an old washing machine left on the street.

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Just hand over the bread and there won’t be any trouble, say geese

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Put the bread on the ground and back away slowly, geese have confirmed today.

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Rare form of lichen discovered growing on Jeremy Corbyn

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Biologists have been delighted by the news that a rare form of lichen has been found growing on Jeremy Corbyn.

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