UK Spoof News and Satire
The traditional, heterosexual British fish supper is being replaced by migrant squid as the water surrounding the UK becomes increasingly gay, it has emerged.
The Black-and-white colouring of Border Collies is to display their love of KISS, vets have confirmed.
Prime Minister Theresa May has announced that Great Britain would be seeking a trading agreement with an island populated solely by crabs as featured in BBC’s Planet Earth II.
The proposed third runway at Heathrow may have to be built vertically rather than horizontally in order to avoid the M25.
The mysterious ‘dark matter’ which is believed to hold the universe together has been positively identified as coffee, astrophysicists have confirmed.
A breeding pair of Hipsters has been found north of Islington for the first time, according to an article published in Nature magazine.
Government Business Secretary Sajid Javid has authorised fracking anywhere in the country except near his house.
A middle-class man is furious today after the handle came off his Waitrose ‘Bag for Life’ only one year after he bought it.
This year has seen the highest levels of wasp bastardy since records began.
Japan today announced that the last lank-haired girl ghost in the country has been eliminated and it is now 100% lank-haired girl ghost free.
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