Environment

Brexiters call for an end to free movement of weather

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Leading members of the Brexit campaign have today called upon the Prime Minister to make ending the free movement of weather across Europe a major part of the government’s negotiations strategy for leaving the EU.

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Iceberg insists it can thrive on its own after winning referendum to leave Antarctica

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One of the ten biggest icebergs ever recorded is planning to leave Antarctica immediately after comprehensively winning a referendum on the matter.

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Yorkshire earthquake causes millions of pounds of improvements to Scarborough

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Scarborough has been rocked by an earthquake which caused millions in improvements overnight.

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December 2015 wakes up in the shower

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In a stunning last-minute plot twist, December 2015 has woken up in the shower revealing everything that happened in the last 12 months to have been just a dream.

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All storms to be named after Victoria Wood characters

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As storm Miss Babs hits Britain, the Met Office has confirmed it will be followed by storm Kimberley, storm Freda and Hurricane Overall.

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Vampires celebrating their longest day of the year

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Lords of the un-dead are celebrating the winter solstice, their longest day of the year.

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Jeremy Corbyn goes into hibernation

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Jeremy Corbyn has been put in a cardboard box packed with straw to sleep until spring.

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Migrant squid from inside EU turning British cod into gay Muslims, warns UKIP

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The traditional, heterosexual British fish supper is being replaced by migrant squid as the water surrounding the UK becomes increasingly gay, it has emerged.

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Border Collies really, really love KISS

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The Black-and-white colouring of Border Collies is to display their love of KISS, vets have confirmed.

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Theresa May seeks trading agreement with island of the crabs from Planet Earth II

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Prime Minister Theresa May has announced that Great Britain would be seeking a trading agreement with an island populated solely by crabs as featured in BBC’s Planet Earth II.

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