UK Spoof News and Satire
The mysterious ‘dark matter’ which is believed to hold the universe together has been positively identified as coffee, astrophysicists have confirmed.
A breeding pair of Hipsters has been found north of Islington for the first time, according to an article published in Nature magazine.
Government Business Secretary Sajid Javid has authorised fracking anywhere in the country except near his house.
A middle-class man is furious today after the handle came off his Waitrose ‘Bag for Life’ only one year after he bought it.
This year has seen the highest levels of wasp bastardy since records began.
Japan today announced that the last lank-haired girl ghost in the country has been eliminated and it is now 100% lank-haired girl ghost free.
Sellafield Nuclear Processing Plant is 56% gaffer tape, according to the latest safety reports.
Giant Pandas have been at it like rabbits, the Chinese government has confirmed.
A new report has found that picnics are almost exclusively a form of street drinking for the middle-classes.
A cyclist has confirmed in no uncertain terms that yes, he definitely does need the whole of the f*cking road actually.
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