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Border Collies really, really love KISS

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The Black-and-white colouring of Border Collies is to display their love of KISS, vets have confirmed.

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Theresa May seeks trading agreement with island of the crabs from Planet Earth II

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Prime Minister Theresa May has announced that Great Britain would be seeking a trading agreement with an island populated solely by crabs as featured in BBC’s Planet Earth II.

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New Heathrow runway could be built vertically to avoid M25

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The proposed third runway at Heathrow may have to be built vertically rather than horizontally in order to avoid the M25.

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‘Dark Matter’ which holds reality together finally identified as coffee

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The mysterious ‘dark matter’ which is believed to hold the universe together has been positively identified as coffee, astrophysicists have confirmed.

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Scientists confirm breeding population of Hipsters established in the North

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A breeding pair of Hipsters has been found north of Islington for the first time, according to an article published in Nature magazine.

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Business Secretary authorises fracking for wherever he doesn’t live

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Government Business Secretary Sajid Javid has authorised fracking anywhere in the country except near his house.

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Bag for Life wears out

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A middle-class man is furious today after the handle came off his Waitrose ‘Bag for Life’ only one year after he bought it.

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Wasp bastardy at all-time high

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This year has seen the highest levels of wasp bastardy since records began.

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Japan now completely free of lank-haired girl ghosts

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Japan today announced that the last lank-haired girl ghost in the country has been eliminated and it is now 100% lank-haired girl ghost free.

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Sellafield power plant now ‘mostly Gaffer tape’

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Sellafield Nuclear Processing Plant is 56% gaffer tape, according to the latest safety reports.

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