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UKIP leader Nigel Farage has called on the Government to do more about sperm whales attempting to illegally enter the UK via rural beaches.
Three dead whales washed up on Skegness beach are the latest work by Banksy, it has been revealed.
Reports of craggy, ice-blue warriors stalking the snowbound streets of New York are coming in this morning.
Everyone is determined to get the shortest day over with as quickly as possible.
Reports of a poison-resistant breed of giant rat appearing in London has led to a spike in sales of chainmail, +1 longswords and potions of healing, retailers have confirmed.
A one minute silence will be held next week to mark the 65 millionth anniversary of the death of the dinosaurs.
Dolphins actually can’t stand swimming with sick people, they have confirmed today.
A group of Texan hipsters are to bring traditional hand-crafting skills and workmanship to the oil industry by opening an artisan refinery.
Live-life-on-the-edge danger seekers have added eating bacon to the list of extreme sports today.
Cows are totally a type of vegetable, drunk vegetarians have loudly insisted today.
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