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Britain loses its best friend

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Britain has lost a happy, harmless man who only wanted to make people laugh.

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Nobody using their own Netflix account

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A new survey conducted by streaming giant Netflix has revealed that most of its viewers are using somebody else’s account to watch films and TV on the platform.

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Steven Bannon auditioning Boris Johnson, Michael Gove and Jacob Rees-Mogg to join white power band

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The reason for Steve Bannon meeting with right-wing British politicians has finally been revealed.

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World stunned as Sasha Baron Cohen gets Donald Trump to boast about sexual assault

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A leaked teaser trailer from Sasha Baron Cohen’ new show “Who is America?” reveals that the notorious prankster tricked the US president into bragging that he habitually grabs women’s genitalia without their consent.

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Attractive simpletons win rutting contest

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Two aesthetically pleasing, empty husks of human beings have come first in the rutting.

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Man who impressed a woman by quoting Coleridge actually just an Iron Maiden fan

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A man who impressed his date by quoting The Rime of the Ancient Mariner managed to give the impression he liked Coleridge rather than Powerslave.

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Dr Legg forced out of retirement by NHS staff shortages

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A 92-year-old East End doctor has been forced back to work to meet chronic shortages within the NHS.

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The Simpsons will stop when the sun does, confirms Fox

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The Simpsons will continue to air until the sun is a cold lump of coal.

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Now That’s What I Call Music 100 a terrifying reminder of your own fragile mortality

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The release of Now 100 has today brought home to people who grew up in the 80s and 90s  the terrifying way time and life is slipping them by.

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Giant semi-naked statue of Jeff Goldblum to take over as PM due to overwhelming public support

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Theresa May’s future as Prime Minister is looking even bleaker than normal today, after the installation of a statue of the actor Jeff Goldblum appeared in London and immediately garnered more public praise than has ever been sent her way.

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