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Anger in Night Garden as Ninky-Nonk fares set to rise 12%

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Users of the Night Garden’s popular Ninky-Nonk service reacted in anger last night after fare hikes of up to twelve per cent were announced.

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Cameron congratulates Children in Need on raising £75m less than cost of police commissioner elections

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Prime Minister David Cameron has congratulated Children in Need after it raised an impressive £75m less than the cost of the recent police commissioner elections.

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Dave Lee Travis arrested over alleged criminal record collection

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Former Radio 1 DJ Dave Lee Travis has been arrested as part of public-backed police probe into DJs with shit taste in music, it has emerged.

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Drinking during pregnancy increases likelihood of giving birth to X Factor fan

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Drinking one or two glasses of wine a week during pregnancy is likely to impact a child’s IQ so severely it might grow up to become an X Factor fan, a new study suggests.

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BBC must restore public trust, insist people who the public don’t trust

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MPs have called for the BBC to act quickly to restore the public’s trust in the organisation despite opinion polls suggesting that the public trust MPs less than the distance they are able to throw them.

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Nadine Dorries trying to turn ‘having cockroaches on face’ into metaphor for abortion reform

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Nadine Dorries has spent the night wondering how she can turn being submerged in box of cockroaches into a platform to discuss abortion reform.

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Newsnight used ‘Guess Who?’ game to reveal potential Tory paedophiles

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The Newsnight team was forced on the defensive yet again over the weekend, after it was revealed that they had sought to identify paedophiles by playing the board game ‘Guess Who?’ with victims.

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Rockstar Games announce Gay Witch Hunt for PS3 and Xbox360

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The makers of Grand Theft Auto have released the first details of their latest controversial game, Gay Witch Hunt.

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Bradley Wiggins crashes bike in bid to avoid Chris Evans show

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Tour de France winner and Olympic cycling champion Bradley Wiggins was involved in a mildly debilitating accident yesterday, in a desperate attempt to get out of an appearance on Chris Evan’s Radio 2 show.

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Gordon Brown to revive career by entering ‘Touch the Truck’ reality show

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Former prime minister Gordon Brown will send his downtrodden frame soaring face-first back into the bosom of public affection, after agreeing to appear on a remake of Channel 5’s cult classic ‘Touch the Truck’.

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