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WWE unimpressed by Tommy Robinson audition tape

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World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. has confirmed that the video produced by Tommy Robinson portraying him fighting off multiple attackers was not convincing enough to merit a place on their roster.

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Jeremy Corbyn elected leader of UKIP

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After a barnstorming speech outlining the benefits of leaving the single market and having fewer immigrants, Jeremy Corbyn has been unanimously voted in a leader of the UK Independence Party.

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‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?’ reboot to offer contestants new lifeline of ‘Punch a Producer’

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ITV has announced that the reboot of their hit show Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? will be fronted by amateur boxer, Jeremy Clarkson, and will feature some changes to the original format.

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‘We should have expected death threats’ admit innocent women who sing songs for adverts

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Two female stars of Nationwide bank’s television adverts naively expected to be on television without suffering for it.

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Celebrities wear ribbons to the Oscars to show their support for the #WengerOut movement

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Actors and directors have lent their support to the #WengerOut movement by wearing burgundy ribbons to last night’s Academy Awards.

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Where’s my f*cking Oscar? asks mysterious river-dwelling fish-man

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A bizarre river-based creature from the Amazon is furious this morning at being overlooked for an Oscar.

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‘Please let me go home’ begs frozen-solid BBC field reporter

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A news reporter is more snow than man at this point.

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White Walkers spotted in snowbound London

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Reports of craggy, ice-blue warriors stalking the snowbound streets of London are coming in this morning.

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Insomniac prescribed six episodes of latest season of The Walking Dead

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A woman struggling with her sleep has been advised to watch The Walking Dead.

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BBC ‘class divide’ based upon how you pronounce ‘class divide’

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The ‘class divide’ at the BBC is based upon how you pronounce ‘class divide’ when you bring it up.

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