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Morrissey releases meat-themed cookbook in attempt to alienate his remaining fans

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80s pop star Morrissey has today released a cookbook entitled “Steakhead – Meat isn’t murder, it’s delicious” in a desperate move to stop even his most ardent fans from liking him.

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Everything you need to know about the new season of Love Island

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Below you will found out all the essential information that you, the discerning individual that you are, need to know about the new series of Love Island on ITV.

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Bad news for Iron Maiden fans as Donald Trump puts tariffs on foreign metal

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It will cost up to 40% more to listen to Iron Maiden in the USA, thanks to Donald Trump’s new metal import tariffs.

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Massive arse meets massive arse

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The meeting between Kim Kardashian and Donald Trump yesterday has been described as a ‘true meeting of arses’ by White House insiders.

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ABC to replace Roseanne with Cosby Show reboot

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In an attempt to mitigate the damage from the Roseanne Barr racism scandal, the American Broadcasting Network has announced that they will be replacing her cancelled sitcom with a sequel to the Cosby show.

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Richard Madeley refuses to order food after Judy repeatedly fails to answer question ‘Chinese or Indian?’

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TV presenter Richard Madeley terminated his wife’s takeaway order when she avoided answering a simple question.

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UK Brexit proposals nominated for Hugo Award in Fantasy category

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Hopes are high for some good news inside the government as the Brexit proposals to the EU were nominated as the best Young Adult Fantasy for the prestigious Hugo Award.

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New ‘Warhammer Kids’ line tears hole in reality and spawns new Chaos God

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The psychic shockwave amongst Warhammer fans at the idea of a ‘kids’ line has caused the warp to belch forth a new, terrible entity of Chaos.

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Morgan Freeman allegedly pinched woman’s arse while narrating the whole thing

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Morgan Freeman has been accused not only of sexually harassing women but of callously narrating the incidents as they happened.

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Goths want to wish you a happy World Goth Day, but can’t because, you know, ‘happy’

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Goths worldwide are acknowledging World Goth day today.

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