Entertainment

Psychic Sally to help fellow CBB housemates get in touch with their dead careers

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TV psychic Sally Morgan has been added to the line up of ‘celebrities’ being confined to the Big Brother house in order to help them get in touch with their much loved but long-expired careers.

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Backlash unfair as Jack Whitehall has definitely sucked dick, insists Disney

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To quell the social media furore aver casting a straight man in a gay role, the Disney corporation has issued strong rebuttals that they were “straight-washing” and said they were confident the British comedian had taken in some cock.

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Stan Lee denies that his latest creation, the Cosmic C*nt, is based on Tommy Robinson

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Stan Lee has furiously denied that his latest creation, the Cosmic Cunt, is based on hateful opportunist Tommy Robinson.

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Internet explodes as WHOOPI GOLDBERG confirmed as new James Bond

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As speculation over the next James Bond intensifies, producers of the record-breaking franchise have revealed that Whoopi Goldberg is going to be next actor in the Aston Martin.

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No sanction for BBC’s Carol Kirkwood over ‘hot as f*ck’ weather forecast

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The BBC has announced that there will be no punishment for popular weather presenter Carol Kirkwood’s use of the phrase ‘hot as fuck.’

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How about blessing the rains down in England, population asks Toto

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With much of England having seen record low rainfall over the last couple of months, many citizens have called upon American soft rock band Toto to intervene.

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Lebron James offers Donald Trump a place in his elementary school

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Basketball superstar, Lebron James, has opened his heart to another struggling child.

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YouTube ban forces InfoWars’ Alex Jones to go door-to-door selling conspiracy theories

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As YouTube banned controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones from their platform, America’s finest moron-baiter has been forced to start selling his conspiracies door-to-door.

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Liam Fox to replace Barry Chuckle in Chuckle brothers

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Disgraced former Foreign Secretary Liam Fox, who recently beat Chris Grayling to the title of Britain’s stupidest MP, has applied to join the Chuckle Brothers as a replacement for the sadly deceased Barry Chuckle.

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Britain loses its best friend

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Britain has lost a happy, harmless man who only wanted to make people laugh.

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