Entertainment

BAFTA success for ‘mindlessly difficult’ film without colour, actors, plot

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BAFTA judges have embraced a ‘return to the beginnings of cinema’, after the film ‘Man (unknown) Holding Balloon and Waving From a Distant Hill’ swept the board at this year’s ceremony.

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Drug dealers keen to highlight risk of singing careers

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Following the tragic death of Whitney Houston, drug dealers to the stars have been quick to warn others of the dangers of a career spent using your vocal chords to eke out a living.

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David Jason stripped of OBE in backlash against ‘Royal Bodyguard’

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Disgraced comedy actor David Jason has been stripped of his OBE, following a media campaign against his role in ‘The Royal Bodyguard’.

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Hustler adult flicks to feature judgemental cloaked figure with scythe

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Future sex films produced by Californian jizz-enthusiasts Hustler are to feature a mysterious hooded character who bears a striking resemblance to Death, it has emerged.

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Fears grow for Sherlock fans sucked into gaping plot hole

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Thousands of fans of BBC One drama Sherlock are still unaccounted for, after a gaping plot hole appeared at the end of the second series.

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Gervais disappoints Golden Globes viewers by failing to punch actors in the face

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Ricky Gervais disappointed millions of television viewers at last night’s Golden Globes by failing to escalate his abuse of celebrities into the realms of physical assault.

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Beyonce and Jay-Z name their daughter Blue Ivy, what do you think?

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Popstars Beyonce Knowles and Jay-Z have called their newborn daughter Blue Ivy Carter, leading to speculation behind the unusual name.

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Children’s behaviour influenced by parents’ inability to turn TV off

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After complaining that their children are copying the behaviour of pre-schoolers cartoon favourite, Peppa Pig, parents are being offered a crash course in how to turn their televisions off.

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Antony Worrall Thompson hails successful audition for Supermarket Sweep

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Antony Worrall Thompson has responded to critics of his shoplifting caution by insisting that he was merely auditioning for discontinued television show Supermarket Sweep.

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Alesha Dixon to be replaced on Strictly judging panel by dancing tramp

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News that Alesha Dixon has quit her role as judge on Strictly Come Dancing has sent the rumour mill into overdrive, as people wildly speculate as to who her replacement will be.

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