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Jason Cundy makes wife wear ‘voice-changing mask’ around the house

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Former ‘footballer’ Jason Cundy, who this week said that he can’t stand high-pitched women commentating on football matches, said that he was not being ‘unreasonable’ by forcing his wife, Hannah, to wear a device that makes her sound like Brian Blessed at home.

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Scottish politicians stage walkout over Westminster decision to serve fresh vegetables at lunchtime

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In dramatic scenes at Westminster, Scottish politicians have marched out of Parliament in protest at the canteen serving fresh vegetables.

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No one gives a toss about your ten favourite albums, study reveals

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A new study has revealed that no one gives a flying toss about your ten favourite albums that you posted to Facebook over the previous ten days.

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I would never insult a black person who wasn’t being uppity, confesses Roseanne Barr in mea culpa interview

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In a tearful interview with her rabbi, the controversial comedian revisited the shocking racist tweet that led to the cancellation of her eponymous show and insisted she held African Americans in the high esteem, particularly those who decide “not to be ghetto but act like normal folk”.

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Woman criticises husband for watching ‘that football rubbish for a month’ before turning back to Love Island

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John Green from Preston, who has been strongly condemned by his partner for hogging the television for a month to watch the world cup, has been told in no uncertain terms that he is spoiling the viewing enjoyment of the whole family.

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Arseholes confused about whether they’re in the cinema or their living room

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Are you in the cinema or your living room? Here’s a handy guide for people who don’t know how to behave.

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Jeremy Kyle announced as new presenter of Question Time

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The BBCs flagship politics show, Question Time, is to be taken to its logical conclusion by new presenter Jeremy Kyle.

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Wait a second, you’re not the gay one are you? Putin asks Robbie Williams

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Vladimir Putin has sought reassurances from Robbie Williams that he is the lone heterosexual member of former boy band Take That.

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Theresa May releases drill video targeting Tory Remain rebels

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Hardline Remainer Anna Soubry watched the well-dressed man move slowly through the Chamber.

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Vegan gammon now available

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Gammon can apparently come in vegan form now, according to reports.

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