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Steve Bannon supporters mistaking ‘freedom of speech infringement’ with ‘everyone thinks he’s a dick’

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Supporters of Steve Bannon have today insisted the revocation of his invitation to speak at an event arranged by the New Yorker magazine is an infringement on his freedom of speech, rather than a public demonstration of the fact that lots of people think he’s a dick.

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Theresa May drops epic diss track on Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees-Mogg

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Theresa May has dropped a lyrical bomb on her political opponents.

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Sorting Hat just putting everyone in Hufflepuff this year

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House heads at Hogwarts are in disarray today after the Sorting Hat put every single new first year into Hufflepuff.

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Dead body in festival toilets by no means the worst smelling thing in there

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There’s a corpse in the Portaloos at a festival but frankly, it’s not making things any worse, according to reports today.

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Britain to hold referendum on whether to kill John Wick’s dog

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Britain’s voters are to go to the polls once more to decide on the nature of their future relationship with John Wick and his dog, according to reports.

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Alexa confirms your music taste is ‘total shit’

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Alexa, the sinister overlord who sits in your living room listening to everything you say, has issued a statement confirming that your music taste is terrible.

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Everyone thinking about starting a cake business again

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Since ‘The Great British Bake Off’ hit our screens once again yesterday, almost everyone is wondering about owning that bakery they’ve always dreamed of.

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Pope Francis to be granted private audience with Bono

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Pope Francis is to be granted an audience with His Holiness, Bono Vox, during his visit to Dublin.

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Man who doesn’t know all the words spotted in crowd at Iron Maiden concert

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Iron Maiden fans have been left confused and unhappy by the presence of a man who didn’t know every word to every song at one of the band’s shows.

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God greets Aretha Franklin with more than a little Respect

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Aretha Franklin was greeted at the pearly gates in the way the Queen of Soul should.

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