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Donald Trump and Snoop Dogg to settle it with epic rap battle

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Donald Trump says he has been hiding his flow for forty years in preparation for this moment.

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Disappointment as Iron Fist turns out not to be sequel to Fifty Shades of Grey

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Viewers say that Iron Fist is not the sequel to Fifty Shades of Gray they’d been hoping for.

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Giant gorilla cleared of murdering twelve people

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A giant gorilla who ate a dozen alleged mercenaries that trespassed on his land has sensationally been cleared of their murders.

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Katie Hopkins cancels weekend plans to binge-watch new African famine

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News of a new famine devastating East Africa has seen columnist Katie Hopkins cancel her plans for the weekend in order to enjoy the famine unfold without interruption.

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Kellyanne Conway heads to SXSW with Indie movie filmed entirely on her microwave

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White House Counselor to the President, Kellyanne Conway, is heading to SXSW to promote her Indy movie debut, filmed entirely by her microwave.

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BBC viewers never more than six hours away from Nigel Farage

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A Nigel Farage appearance on the BBC is never more than six hours away according to new research.

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GoFundMe campaign to pay Katie Hopkins legal bills holding steady at eighty pence

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An online campaign to help Katie Hopkins pay her legal fees has raised 80p and a used johnny since launching yesterday.

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New Star Wars film to depict a life on benefits in space

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In a surprising departure from the familiar Star Wars template of adventure, derring-do and space battles, the new standalone Star Wars film is to be a savage indictment of life at the margins of society under a bureaucratic, uncaring state on the desert planet of Tatooine.

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Katie Hopkins now OFFICIALLY full of shit

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Katie Hopkins has been officially declared a lying twat, as opposed to being just colloquially referred to as such.

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Katie Hopkins’ lawyers advise that any future lies should only be written on a bus

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After losing a libel case for lies she wrote on Twitter, Katie Hopkins lawyers have advised her to put all future untruths on the side of a bus.

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