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Wyld Stallyns announce reunion tour

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90s metal sensations Wyld Stallyns have announced their first gigs in more than twenty years, according to a statement released today.

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Ant and Dec offer to walk Meghan Markle down the aisle

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With the father of Meghan Markle now said to not be attending Saturday, popular TV personalities Ant and Dec have offered to walk the royal bride down the aisle instead.

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Facebook showing you loads of Eurovision posts today

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Facebook is demonstrating just how on the ball its algorithm is by showing you loads of Eurovision posts today, they have confirmed.

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Brexiteers propose Commonwealth Song Contest

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With Britain again humiliated by its European neighbours at the Eurovision Song Contest, Brexiteers have demanded a complete withdrawal from the competition, and for it to be replaced by a Commonwealth Song Contest.

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Nazis of the UK media decide to grant freedom following Eurovision stage invasion

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Following the dramatic stage invasion during the UK Eurovision performance, the Nazis of the UK media have collectively decided to grant freedom.

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EU claims responsibility for UK Eurovision entry stage invasion

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The dastardly Jean-Claude Juncker was behind the Eurovision stage invasion.

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Kanye West claims that watching Eurovision is a choice

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Kanye West has sparked major outrage after suggesting that watching the Eurovision Song Contest was a “choice”.

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Eurovision, Britain warned

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British social media users are warned to expect an ‘overwhelming tsunami of shite’ in their feeds as the annual festival of pretending to like awful pop rolls around again.

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Trump warns NRA: Everybody in London is Kung-Fu fighting

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Strict gun-control laws mean everyone in London is Kung-Fu fighting, and it’s frightening, President Trump has told the NRA convention.

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Nation left in shock as rapper proves to be poor socio-political pundit

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semi-professional ass-hat Kanye West has left the American public reeling with his comments that “Slavery for 400 years … that sounds like a choice”.

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