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Shep excitedly wagging his tail inside the Pearly Gates

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A black and white Border Collie is excitedly wagging his tail at the gates of Heaven, according to a source today.

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LBC finds final solution to Katie Hopkins problem

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Radio station LBC has announced that it has found a ‘final solution’ to the Katie Hopkins problem this morning.

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Manchester police ‘furious’ with US for leaking identity of Ken Barlow’s attacker

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Greater Manchester police are said to be furious with their counterparts in US law enforcement for leaking the identity of Ken Barlow’s attacker in Coronation Street.

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Roger Moore goes undercover for the last time

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Time has done what the Soviet Union, international assassins and a man with metal teeth could not, and robbed the world of Roger Moore.

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Pirates of the Caribbean series to be cut short at “around fifty films”

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Producers of the bewilderingly popular theme-park-ride-based movie franchise Pirates of the Caribbean have indicated that they will be limiting the series to only “around fifty films”.

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Theresa May appoints Rolf Harris as Minister for Culture, Arts and Leisure

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Theresa May has appointed kiddies’ entertainer Rolf Harris as Minister for Arts in a move designed to keep him off the streets.

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Paul Nuttall promises new series of Bottom

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Paul Nuttall will create a new series of Bottom if UKIP gets elected.

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Biased BBC accused of not pandering to every single one of man’s prejudices

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45-year-old Simon Williams has insisted that as a licence fee payer the biased BBC should agree with him on absolutely everything.

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Avril Lavigne and her clone set Facebook relationship to ‘It’s complicated’

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The clone of Avril Lavigne has changed her relationship status to ‘it’s complicated’ after allegations she replaced the original emerged.

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Labour manifesto to be a ‘choose your own adventure’ book

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The Labour election manifesto is an 80’s-style ‘choose your own adventure’ book, it has been announced.

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