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I’m A Celeb Witchetty Grubs horrified at prospect of being inside Nigel Farage’s mouth

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With rumours circulating that Nigel Farage may be offered £250k to appear in this year’s I’m A Celebrity, Australian Witchetty grubs are already gearing up to boycott the whole show.

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Star Wars firm admits guilt over Harrison Ford lightsaber stabbing

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A production company behind Star Wars has pleaded guilty to two criminal charges after actor Harrison Ford had a lightsaber plunged deep into his chest while on set.

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Tyrion Lannister to get own spinoff show ‘The Even Littler Hobo’

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Game of Thrones character Tyrion Lannister is to star in his own spinoff series, The Even Littler Hobo.

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God demands Rock and Roll back

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Forty years after giving Rock and Roll to you, God has repossessed it citing bad faith on the part of humanity.

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Cashpoints to add ‘double or quits’ function

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Bank hole-in-the-wall machines are to feature a ‘double or quits’ function to add a bit of excitement to your weekly shop, they have announced.

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Labour plan annual leadership crisis after ‘wildly successful’ £25 vote sale

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The Labour party plans to solve its funding shortfall by holding a leadership crisis every summer.

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Man ‘not keen’ on Ghostbusters despite ‘quite liking women generally’

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A man has confessed that he doesn’t much care for the new Ghostbusters film, despite not hating all women.

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Man furious as Ghostbusters remake gets good reviews and makes money

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Man Simon Williams has vented his fury today after learning that the Ghostbusters remake has earned generally positive reviews and appears to be making money.

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David Bowie’s private art collection mainly porn

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David Bowie’s private art collection has been revealed to the public for the first time and is largely made up of porn.

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“When I were a lad we had to catch our own pokemon”, says Grandad

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A grandad thinks you’ll be interested in how kids today are doing it wrong, we can reveal.

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