Entertainment

Everyone required to bang on about celebrities ‘before’ mourning their death

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Everybody has to incessantly go on about their favourite celebrity before being allowed to mourn their eventual death.

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Man who didn’t post Gene Wilder tribute on Facebook ‘clearly a monster’

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A man has been branded a ‘monster’ after failing to immediately post a clip of the actor Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka or the Waco Kid to Facebook so that everyone could see how much he cared about his death.

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Weary world loses a little shine

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Gene Wilder has not died, but simply moved on to a world of pure imagination.

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Millennials mourn the death of the bloke off that meme

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Everyone under the age of 25 is sad because a guy from a meme died yesterday.

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Literature enthusiast severely disappointed by Reading Festival

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A literature enthusiast was left feeling confused and severely disappointed after attending the annual Reading Festival.

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French insist Judge Dredd removes his helmet

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The French government has insisted that future lawman Joe Dredd must uncover his face in their country.

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Man who operates shitsucker that cleans festival toilets is ‘the best of us’

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The man who uses a big tube to suck all the shit out of festival toilets has been hailed as the finest mankind can produce.

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First episode of the Great British Bake-off watched by 63% of the world’s population

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4.6 billion people tuned into the first episode of Great British Bake-off on Wednesday evening, that’s approximately 63% of everyone in the world!

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Disappointment as Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen not named in 21st Century top films list

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Leading director Michael Bay has declared himself devastated after the omission of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen from a BBC Culture list of the top films of this century.

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People who voted Mrs Brown’s Boys ‘sitcom of the century’ can also vote in elections, warn experts

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Mrs Brown’s Boys has been voted the greatest sitcom of the century, by the sort of people who can choose who runs the country, according to reports this afternoon.

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