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Gaza victims urge Tulisa to ‘stay strong’

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Victims of indiscriminate shelling in Gaza have offered their unanimous sympathy to the tormented former N Dubz star Tulisa Contostavlos.

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Women aroused by 50 Shades of Grey trailer urged to try adult websites

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Women left breathless by the trailer for the forthcoming film adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey have been pointed in the direction of the nearest adult website for an early erotic fix.

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Murdoch journos in crisis as ‘making things up’ added to ‘not-allowed’ list

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After the trial against Tulisa Contostavlos collapsed due to lies told in court by a Sun on Sunday reporter, those at the Murdoch-owned paper have been left panicking over what they can put in this weekend’s edition.

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Robin Thicke knows he wants it, confirms Robin Thicke

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Following an epic PR fail on Twitter this week with the hashtag #AskThicke, Robin Thicke was quick to point out that he probably wanted it to fail, and if he thought otherwise, he was probably wrong.

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Flexible working hours extended to Dolly Parton

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Dolly Parton will no longer have to work from nine to five under flexible new employment laws, David Cameron has announced.

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Comedy fans in mourning as Jim Davidson tragically confirmed alive and well

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British comedian Jim Davidson is ‘alive and well’ according to sources close to him this morning.

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Google receives 12,000 requests to ‘forget’ Katie Hopkins

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Google has announced that since it opened up requests to allow people to be ‘forgotten’ by the search engine, 12,000 requests have asked them to forget professional television harridan Katie Hopkins.

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Justin Bieber to present Top Gear

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Fallen teen idol Justin Bieber is set to replace Jeremy Clarkson as lead-racist on a programme about cars.

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Spanish bull community calls for end to barbaric goring of matadors

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After three more matadors were gorged by rampaging bulls during Spain’s traditional entertainment spectacle, bulls everywhere have called for an end to the barbaric pastime.

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Gary Barlow to hand back blue parking badge

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Gary Barlow OBE intends to hand back the blue badge permit which enabled him to park freely in disabled parking bays up and down the country.

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