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Now That’s What I Call Music 100 a terrifying reminder of your own fragile mortality

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The release of Now 100 has today brought home to people who grew up in the 80s and 90s  the terrifying way time and life is slipping them by.

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Giant semi-naked statue of Jeff Goldblum to take over as PM due to overwhelming public support

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Theresa May’s future as Prime Minister is looking even bleaker than normal today, after the installation of a statue of the actor Jeff Goldblum appeared in London and immediately garnered more public praise than has ever been sent her way.

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Piers Morgan relieved to find lost cufflink deep inside Donald Trump’s colon

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Piers Morgan is celebrating this morning after finding a valuable cufflink he had written off as lost while deep inside the colon of Donald Trump during his most recent interview with the American President.

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Anonymous American caller begs Babestation girl to piss on bed

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A Babestation model was left speechless on Saturday night after an American caller asked her to piss on her bed.

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Hard-hitting Piers Morgan interview finally uncovers President Trump’s favourite colour

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Piers Morgan scored an exclusive interview with Donald Trump aboard Air Force One, and has revealed he managed what no other reporter has ever managed, in getting the president to admit his favourite colour.

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After watching British TV Donald Trump instructs US officials to open diplomatic relations with Love Island

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Despite saying Theresa May’s Brexit plans make a trade deal with the US difficult, after briefly catching ITV2 last night, President Donald Trump has said he wants to open diplomatic relations and make a trade deal with Love Island as soon as possible.

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Popcorn sales spike across Europe

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Sales of popcorn have leapt a dramatic 4,500% across Europe today, with ‘incredible’ volumes of the snack selling in Brussels, according to reports.

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Maverick sound engineer disciplined for using sound check to count up to three

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A sound engineer is today facing disciplinary proceedings from his employer following an outrageous exhibition of showboating.

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I’ve never seen Love Island the new ‘I’m a Vegan’

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A man who has no interest in ITV 2s Love Island seems to think that everyone wants him to tell them, according to reports this morning.

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Disney’s next love story to begin with unsolicited dick-pic

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Walt Disney Studios have announced that their next animated movie will involve a modern twist.

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