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Man who doesn’t know all the words spotted in crowd at Iron Maiden concert

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Iron Maiden fans have been left confused and unhappy by the presence of a man who didn’t know every word to every song at one of the band’s shows.

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God greets Aretha Franklin with more than a little Respect

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Aretha Franklin was greeted at the pearly gates in the way the Queen of Soul should.

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Jeremy Corbyn denies links to Dick Dastardly

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Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn has today denied links to well-known scoundrel and bad egg Dick Dastardly, after photographs emerged of the two sharing a car.

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Psychic Sally to help fellow CBB housemates get in touch with their dead careers

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TV psychic Sally Morgan has been added to the line up of ‘celebrities’ being confined to the Big Brother house in order to help them get in touch with their much loved but long-expired careers.

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Backlash unfair as Jack Whitehall has definitely sucked dick, insists Disney

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To quell the social media furore aver casting a straight man in a gay role, the Disney corporation has issued strong rebuttals that they were “straight-washing” and said they were confident the British comedian had taken in some cock.

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Stan Lee denies that his latest creation, the Cosmic C*nt, is based on Tommy Robinson

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Stan Lee has furiously denied that his latest creation, the Cosmic Cunt, is based on hateful opportunist Tommy Robinson.

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Internet explodes as WHOOPI GOLDBERG confirmed as new James Bond

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As speculation over the next James Bond intensifies, producers of the record-breaking franchise have revealed that Whoopi Goldberg is going to be next actor in the Aston Martin.

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No sanction for BBC’s Carol Kirkwood over ‘hot as f*ck’ weather forecast

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The BBC has announced that there will be no punishment for popular weather presenter Carol Kirkwood’s use of the phrase ‘hot as fuck.’

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How about blessing the rains down in England, population asks Toto

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With much of England having seen record low rainfall over the last couple of months, many citizens have called upon American soft rock band Toto to intervene.

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Lebron James offers Donald Trump a place in his elementary school

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Basketball superstar, Lebron James, has opened his heart to another struggling child.

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