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Relief as Chelsea ensure Britain will not suffer another Chas and Dave FA Cup Final song

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Music lovers across the country are ecstatic that Tottenham’s defeat to Chelsea on Saturday means there won’t be a new FA Cup song recorded by Chas and Dave.

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Dog can’t believe owner didn’t actually throw ball

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A dog was left reeling yesterday after his owner pretended to throw a ball but actually didn’t.

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‘That’s not what family means’ Vin Diesel told

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Vin Diesel’s character in the new Fast and Furious film is still struggling with the definition of family.

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Big Bad Wolf to open lettings agency

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The Big Bad Wolf is to open a lettings agency to better serve the Little Pig community, he has revealed today.

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Russell Brand, voters warned

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The prospect of a General Election means increasing amounts of Russell Brand, voters have been warned.

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Victoria Beckham awarded OBE for services to music industry by leaving it

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Former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham has received an OBE in recognition of her services to the music industry by leaving it to pursue a career in fashion.

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“I shall return!” cries George Osborne as he falls into his own reactor

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George Osborne has vowed to return after plunging into his own reactor this afternoon.

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I’ll present Match of the Day in my pants if Labour win the next General Election
, confirms Gary Lineker

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, confirms Gary Lineker

Gary Lineker vowed today to don boxers and make Alan Shearer and Danny Murphy awkwardly sit through it once again, if Labour manages to gain control in the House of Commons after the election on June 8th.

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Jeremy Corbyn uncertain which way to vote in the forthcoming election

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Jeremy Corbyn has told friends he hasn’t decided who to vote for in the general election yet.

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John Terry to leave Chelsea in bid to become the new Doctor Who

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Stalwart defender John Terry has announced his intention to quit Chelsea at the end of the season.

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