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Jeremy Corbyn unmasked as HYDRA agent

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Plucky, loveable hero Jeremy Corbyn is actually an agent of supranational comic book terror organisation HYDRA, according to a shock revelation today.

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Hitting women OK if you can do a convincing pirate, insist Twitter fans

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A large number of Twitter users have urged fans to weigh up Johnny Depp’s alleged domestic abuse against the fact that he can do a really good pirate.

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Man looking forward to new Ghostbusters film ‘must be some sort of arsehole’

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The shocking emergence of a man who is quite looking forward to the new Ghostbusters film has led to speculation that he must be some sort of total arsehole.

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Bigots to watch gay Captain America with their backs firmly against the wall

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Religious nuts Homophobes For Christ (H4C) have declared that since Twitter made Captain America gay, they will only watch Marvel films with their backs against the wall.

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Johnny Depp’s divorce to be directed by Tim Burton

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Johnny Depp’s forthcoming divorce will be directed by legendary director Tim Burton, it has been confirmed today.

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Vote Leave publish letter of support from Roy Chubby Brown

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The Vote Leave campaign have published a letter of support from celebrity comedian, Roy Chubby Brown.

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Radio 3 records a ‘marvellous’ 36 regular listeners

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There were celebrations at Radio 3 headquarters as new Rajar figures revealed that the station was enjoying levels of popularity not seen for years with well over 30 regular listeners.

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Arsehole angrily rejecting concept of female Ghostbuster

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An anonymous prick on the Internet who clearly loves himself way too much is insisting the new Ghostbusters movie will be rubbish because females can’t fight ghosts.

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Daniel Craig to star as the next Ben Fogle

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Rumours from Cannes suggest former James Bond, Daniel Craig, is lined up to play the next Ben Fogle.

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Game of Thrones: Woman takes clothes off

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The hugely popular Game of Thrones is loved for unpredictable plotlines and surprising twists, but even the most devoted fan would have been left reeling by an audacious turn of events in Monday night’s episode.

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