Weatherfield mechanic Kevin Webster has furiously denied any involvement in wrongdoing after the actor who plays him in Coronation Street, Michael Le Vell, was charged with a string of sex offences.
N-Dubz ‘star’ Dappy has been found guilt of assault and affray and will serve his community service by releasing no music whatsoever for a 6-month period.
In a move bound to shock the scientific community, the BBC has announced that Brian Cox will be replaced by Bruce Forsyth in future editions of ‘Stargazing’.
Saddle frequenting drug-taker, Lance Armstrong, is this morning preparing to deny his appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show during his reported appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show, according to reports.
German electro pioneers Kraftwerk are to risk alienating a section of their fan-base by performing Karaoke versions of assorted eighties hits while consuming large quantities of the fizzy orange drink Fanta.