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Stolen nude photos a ‘disgusting invasion of privacy’, insist men busy googling for them

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Men everywhere have this morning described as ‘disgusting’ the invasion of privacy caused by leaked photos of naked female celebrities, before seeking clarification on exactly where they are online.

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People you don’t recognise enter house you don’t care about

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A range of people you wouldn’t know if you passed them on the street are going to live in a house you couldn’t give a toss about, all for your entertainment, it emerged this morning.

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Police claim Cliff Richard search unearthed horrific ‘new material’

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A police search of Cliff Richard’s home has unearthed a host of horrific new album tracks, according to sources close to the case.

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Cliff tells pals ‘We’re all going on a summer holiday’

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Cliff Richard aka Harry Webb has surprised close friends by announcing a spontaneous open-ended return trip to Portugal.

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Gaza victims urge Tulisa to ‘stay strong’

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Victims of indiscriminate shelling in Gaza have offered their unanimous sympathy to the tormented former N Dubz star Tulisa Contostavlos.

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Women aroused by 50 Shades of Grey trailer urged to try adult websites

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Women left breathless by the trailer for the forthcoming film adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey have been pointed in the direction of the nearest adult website for an early erotic fix.

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Murdoch journos in crisis as ‘making things up’ added to ‘not-allowed’ list

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After the trial against Tulisa Contostavlos collapsed due to lies told in court by a Sun on Sunday reporter, those at the Murdoch-owned paper have been left panicking over what they can put in this weekend’s edition.

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Robin Thicke knows he wants it, confirms Robin Thicke

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Following an epic PR fail on Twitter this week with the hashtag #AskThicke, Robin Thicke was quick to point out that he probably wanted it to fail, and if he thought otherwise, he was probably wrong.

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Flexible working hours extended to Dolly Parton

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Dolly Parton will no longer have to work from nine to five under flexible new employment laws, David Cameron has announced.

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Comedy fans in mourning as Jim Davidson tragically confirmed alive and well

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British comedian Jim Davidson is ‘alive and well’ according to sources close to him this morning.

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