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Madonna inundated with workplace accident compensation cold calls

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Workplace compensation claims specialists have been frantically trying to reach Madonna after she fell down the stairs at work.

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New Star Wars film to feature extended Jar Jar Binks death sequence

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In what is being seen as a ‘major leak’, the new Star Wars film will feature a graphic and extended death sequence for prequel character Jar Jar Binks.

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John Travolta to receive special award for Oscars portrayal of a ‘straight man’

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The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has revealed that John Travolta will receive a Special Recognition Award for his electric performance as a heterosexual version of himself at the 2015 Oscars.

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Hermione Granger dumps Ron Weasley for muggle Prince

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In a major shock to the wizarding world, Auror Hermione Granger has left Ron Weasley for a muggle Prince.

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Legendary Vanity Fair Oscars party runs out of crisps

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There was embarrassment at Vanity Fair last night when it was revealed that they ran out of crisps at their legendary post-Oscars party.

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ISIS claim responsibility for murder of Lucy Beale

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Terrorist group ISIS have released a video with a chilling claim of responsibility for the murder of Eastenders television character Lucy Beale.

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Oscar ceremony expected to be the smuggest of all-time

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Sunday’s Oscars ceremony is predicted by many to be the smuggest in living memory.

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Next year’s X-Factor winner already dropped by Syco Records

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The 2015 winner of the X-Factor has dramatically been dropped by Simon Cowell’s record label six months before the show’s quest to find them begins.

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Man with Knight Rider ring tone hailed as comedy great

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A man who made the Knight Rider theme tune his ring tone has been declared one of the funniest people alive.

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Fred Talbot’s latest forecast includes ‘lots of desperately unpleasant showers’

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Fred Talbot has been found guilty of sexually abusing teenage boys, and faces the prospect of unpleasant showers for at least the next few years.

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