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With rumours circulating that Nigel Farage may be offered £250k to appear in this year’s I’m A Celebrity, Australian Witchetty grubs are already gearing up to boycott the whole show.
A production company behind Star Wars has pleaded guilty to two criminal charges after actor Harrison Ford had a lightsaber plunged deep into his chest while on set.
Game of Thrones character Tyrion Lannister is to star in his own spinoff series, The Even Littler Hobo.
Forty years after giving Rock and Roll to you, God has repossessed it citing bad faith on the part of humanity.
Bank hole-in-the-wall machines are to feature a ‘double or quits’ function to add a bit of excitement to your weekly shop, they have announced.
The Labour party plans to solve its funding shortfall by holding a leadership crisis every summer.
A man has confessed that he doesn’t much care for the new Ghostbusters film, despite not hating all women.
Man Simon Williams has vented his fury today after learning that the Ghostbusters remake has earned generally positive reviews and appears to be making money.
David Bowie’s private art collection has been revealed to the public for the first time and is largely made up of porn.
A grandad thinks you’ll be interested in how kids today are doing it wrong, we can reveal.
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