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Daniel Craig to return as James Bond after failing to win role of Nigel Farage in Brexit movie

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Daniel Craig has told reporters he only agreed to return as James Bond after producers told him he had not won the role of Nigel Farage in the upcoming Brexit movie.

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Ric Flair kicks out of death at two count

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Ric Flair has sat up and started talking just when everyone thought death had him pinned.

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“Didn’t he do well?” says everybody

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Sir Bruce Forsyth has died at the age of 89, leading everyone to remark on a hell of a career.

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James Bond to make a return to “deal with all this shit”

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British secret agent James Bond announced last night that he is making a return to “sort this shit out” following recent world events.

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‘Watch Morecambe and Wise until you calm down’ planet told

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Absolutely everybody is to watch Morecambe and Wise until they learn to laugh together again.

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‘Nigel Farage: The Movie’ to chronicle former UKIP leader’s epic quest to fully enter Donald Trump’s colon

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The plot of the forthcoming Nigel Farage film has today been revealed by a Hollywood insider.

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Red Skull just standing up for free speech, says HYDRA spokesman

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The Red Skull is just expressing controversial ideas and is a champion of free speech, according to a Hydra spokesman this morning.

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Shocking DNA test result reveals Jeremy Kyle and Piers Morgan were both spawned from the same demon

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As Jeremy Kyle covers for Piers Morgan on Good Morning Britain, it has emerged today that the two are closely and terrifyingly related.

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Jeremy Corbyn condemns ‘violence done by all sides’ in Mordor/Hobbit conflict

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Jeremy Corbyn has condemned violence by both Mordor and The Shire in the ongoing Sauron/Hobbit conflict today.

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Newsreader very clear he doesn’t understand computers

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A local newsreader made it very clear that he didn’t understand computers during an interview regarding cyber security.

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