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Paddington Bear film forced to cut mutual masturbation scene

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StudioCanal has voluntarily cut a controversial scene of mutual masturbation from the new Paddington Bear film.

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Bono undergoes emergency surgery for suspected ‘dislocated ego’

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Rock ‘legend’ Bono has this evening undergone emergency surgery for a suspected dislocated ego, suffered while riding his bike in Central Park.

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I’m a Celebrity producers to introduce deadly ‘driver ants’

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I’m a Celebrity producers are to level the playing field in this season’s ‘bushtucker trials’ by introducing bugs that eat you back.

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Nation hoping there are flesh-eating kangaroos in Australian jungle

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As the new series of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here began on ITV, the nation has become transfixed on the idea of a flesh-eating marsupial storming the camp in the middle of the night and devouring the contestants alive.

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Kim Kardashian has nipples

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Reality star Kim Kardashian revealed yesterday that she possesses at least two nipples.

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Paris’ giant sex toy sculpture sells on eBay to ‘K Price of Sussex’

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The giant green butt plug sculpture which caused such furore in Paris, has been sold on eBay to a user named K Price who lives in Sussex.

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Prof Brian Cox to unravel mysteries of automated customer service systems

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The unfathomable mysteries behind most automated customer service systems are at the heart of Professor Brian Cox’s new television project, it has been revealed today.

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New HBO series ‘Boobs and Swearing’ a massive hit

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HBO’s latest hit TV show, ‘Boobs and Swearing’ has taken the UK by storm, with over nine million people tuning in to the first episode.

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Ability to bake cakes somehow now ‘a thing’

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The list of things that can make you famous has been extended to making fancy cakes for people to eat on television, it emerged this morning.

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Operation Yewtree urged to consider extending remit to cover ‘historic twats’

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Officers in charge of Operation Yewtree been urged by the public to expand their investigations beyond historic sex offenders to people who are simply a bit of a twat.

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