UK Spoof News and Satire
God has condemned the Labour Party to forty years in the electoral wilderness in response to the stuff they’ve been saying about Jews lately.
Simon Williams, a middle-aged man from Reading has declared that he likes Kendrick Lamar and considers him both ‘def’ and ‘fresh.’
Transport fans are in for a treat this Spring, with not one but two new Top Gear shows.
A 48-hour walkout by Doctors has resulted in the Daleks conquering the universe, it has been confirmed.
Rap star Jay-Z has released an unexpected and evidently hastily-produced album about how he’s been sleeping on the couch for the last six months today.
The judge in the Stairway to Heaven copyright case will make an unrehearsed 45-minute solo summing up speech.
With the death of every other rock star, Keith Richards has absorbed their power and knowledge to become all-powerful.
There was widespread relief today at the news that Shakin’ Stevens is still alive.
BBC news bulletins are to introduce a dedicated dead celebrity round-up.
David Cameron has paid tribute to Prince, who died unexpectedly aged just 57 and has opened up about his long-held passion for the late artist’s work.
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