UK Spoof News and Satire
There were tears on the Breakfast sofa yesterday when Bill Turnbull officially announced that he was ‘sick of this shit,’ and was leaving.
There was shock yesterday as it was revealed that a black actor is capable of acting.
Clown spokesmen have issued a stark warning that self-driving cars risk putting thousands of their drivers out of work this morning.
Horror film director Wes Craven has taken up residence in your dreams on a permanent basis, it was announced this morning.
People who live in Reading have been reinforcing their doors and making sure they’ve got enough food in to see them through the Reading Festival period.
One Direction are to split next year so that the group can follow their dream of taking over the Met Office’s BBC weather contract.
One Direction are to take a year long break to concentrate on a lucrative comeback tour in early 2017.
An alleged Israeli spy dolphin was in fact Roger Moore pining for the halcyon days of Octopussy and Live and let Die.
Every terrible visitor attraction in the country is rebranding as a Banksy exhibit, according to sources this morning.
Raising awareness for the AMC series Breaking Bad has now overtaken charitable donations as the most virtuous thing that millennials do for strangers.
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