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Envelope of white powder seized by police was meant for stag do, admits Prince Harry

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The envelope of white powder addressed to Prince Harry that police feared was anthrax was just harmless cocaine, Prince Harry has confirmed.

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Biggest loser at Brit Awards turns out to be ‘Music’

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Music lost big at the Brit Awards this year.

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Jacob Rees-Mogg attends Black Panther screening in traditional African dress

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As Black Panther storms cinemas, Jacob Rees-Mogg has got into the spirit by attending a screening in traditional African dress.

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UKIP facing bankruptcy after running their own party exactly how they’d run the country

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UKIP are facing a ‘serious financial crisis’ after being sued for making up a whole bunch of crap and then refusing to change their story in the face of actual evidence, in today’s moment of entertaining irony.

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We’ll stop making money off mass shootings just as soon as the Republican Party do, confirm Internet satirists

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If Marco Rubio can make three million bucks from the NRA then we can milk this too, Internet satirists have confirmed today.

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Reading Festival line-up basically “Who the fuck is that?”

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Reading Festival consists of bands too cool for you to have heard of.

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Julian Assange planning romantic Valentine’s dinner with his right hand

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Global freedom-fighter Julian Assange is to have a candlelit dinner in his cupboard with the love of his life, Julian Assange.

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Racists using ‘I’ve watched Black Panther’ as the new ‘I have black friends’

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Racists will be falling back on their Black Panther ticket stub to prove they are not racists.

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Rick Astley giving you up for Lent

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Despite previous assurances, Rick Astley has confirmed he will be giving you up for Lent.

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‘Peter Rabbit probably shouldn’t have said c*nt’ admit filmmakers

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The new Peter Rabbit film has come under fire for its unexpectedly raunchy content.

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