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Sherlock was much better before Brexit, insist viewers

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Sherlock has gone down hill rapidly since the country voted to leave the EU, according to fans of the show today.

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Prince Charles writes book about superhero who talks to plants

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Prince Charles has written a book about a fictional superhero with the power to strike up a conversation with vegetation. The Adventures of Plantman is the first in a series aimed at adults in the hope of explaining to them the complicated issues around people who talk to plants. A spokesperson for the publisher told us, […]

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Missing persons case opened after ‘Sherlock’ writer vanishes up his own arse

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Detectives are understood to be baffled this morning after the writer of BBC’s ‘Sherlock’ vanished up his own arse.

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Fury as new David Bowie TV film gives lead role to Denzel Washington

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Fans of David Bowie have reacted with fury after a TV movie of the musician’s life during the height of his powers cast Denzel Washington in the lead role.

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Loft conversion salesman ‘bitterly disappointed’ by response from Mr Rochester

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Loft conversion salesman Simon Williams is deeply disappointed by the response he got from local Landowner Edward Rochester today.

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Rolf Harris jury to be regularly asked if they know what the verdict is yet

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Jurors at Rolf Harris’ trial have today been told that if they know whether he is guilty or not they may shout out as soon as they know the answer.

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Stephen Hawking to replace wheelchair with gigantic golden throne and send his mind into the Warp

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Stephen Hawking wants to replace his wheelchair with a golden throne and send his mind into the Warp, according to a funding proposal submitted today.

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Mark E Smith furious not to be invited to perform at Trump’s Presidential inauguration

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Donald Trump has declined to ask The Fall to perform at his inauguration, insisting that he has some standards.

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Robbie Williams urges fans to only buy overpriced tickets from touts who give him a cut

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Robbie Williams has urged his fans to only purchase exorbitantly priced tickets for his concerts from official ticket touts.

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Home Office reveals race-hate crime tumbles during Nigel Farage’s two-hour LBC radio phone-in

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The Home Office has announced that recorded incidents of racially motivated attacks across the country dip substantially during the radio phone-in show hosted by former UKIP leader, Nigel Farage on LBC.

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