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Channel 4 is considering axing its new celebrity self-immolation show ‘Flame’ after several participants were severely injured during training.
The New Magic: The Gathering Mobile App will require players to buy entire boxes full of phones to gain the slightest advantage, developers have announced.
Tragic TV funnymen Ant and Dec have revealed that they are no longer able to tell each other apart.
Matt LeBlanc has revealed that his role as a friend of Chris Evans will be his toughest acting job so far.
The organisers of the #JC4PM tour have announced that the headline act will be Jeremy Corbyn himself who will perform Kraftwerk’s Man-Machine album in its entirety.
Heavy metal fans have formed a protective circle round the ill Ozzy Osbourne and told Death not to try anything funny.
Just hours after being legally declared dead, grieving Lord Lucan fans have sent his final album to the top of the download charts.
An Internet conspiracy theorist has insisted people should think for themselves and agree with him without the slightest trace of irony this morning.
Legendary comics creator Alan Moore has angrily ordered some disrespectful young scallywags off his lawn this morning.
Nick Grimshaw has vowed to continue with the Radio 1 Breakfast Show until everyone has stopped listening to it.
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