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Lovejoy to appear in Game of Thrones

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Popular 90’s television antiques dealer Lovejoy has been cast in series 6 of Game of Thrones.

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Amazon’s Top Gear reboot to be presented in ‘blackface’

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Amazon’s new motoring show, featuring the former presenters of Top Gear, is to celebrate its freedom from BBC editorial standards by ‘smashing taboos’ according to insiders.

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UKIP furious as immigrants allowed to enter ‘Great British Bake Off’

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A UKIP spokesman has denounced the decision to allow a French resident to enter the Great British Bake Off.

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Donald Trump and Jeremy Corbyn to star in hilarious new sitcom

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Donald Trump and Jeremy Corbyn have agreed to star in a hilarious new sitcom about mismatched flatmates, according to reports this morning.

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HBO ‘All Creatures Great and Small’ remake to feature full frontal nudity and swearing

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Game of Thrones and Sopranos producer HBO has announced plans to remake the BBC’s popular saga of a country vet with a generous helping of bad language, graphic violence and gratuitous sex.

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Government issues guidelines for avoiding Taylor Swift

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The government has this morning issued new guidelines for avoiding Taylor Swift, according to a spokesman.

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#PiersMorgansLifeMatters hashtag fails to catch on

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The ‘Piers Morgan’s life matters’ twitter hashtag campaign has completely failed to catch on, we can report today.

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James Bond fans eagerly awaiting next product placement

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Fans of James Bond have begun to speculate as to which products the British spy will shamelessly plug whilst defeating the criminal organisation Spectre.

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Miley Cyrus’ tongue achieves full sentience

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It has been revealed that Miley Cyrus’ tongue has become self-aware, and is now a functioning sentient lifeform in its own right.

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Local lettings agent receives Man Booker Prize for Fiction

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A local lettings’ agent has received an award that recognises his vast contribution to the world of fiction.

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