Entertainment

Sony hackers urged to take offence at Adam Sandler’s next film

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The group behind the Sony hack which has led to the cancellation of The Interview, have been asked to take a closer look at anything Adam Sandler is working on.

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BBC to bring in extra props for Brand vs Farage battle

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Denying accusations of ‘dumbing down’, the BBC will be supplying pedestals and padded pugil sticks for tonight’s debate in Canterbury between UKIP’s Nigel Farage and comedian Russell Brand.

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The Sun accused of hypocrisy for continuing to ‘report on criminals’

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The Sun has been accused of rank hypocrisy for reporting on ‘crime’, despite having employed several criminals.

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Poll of end of year polls decides the best end of year poll of the year

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The results of a poll of the best end of year polls of the year will be announced later today.

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James Nesbitt to solve Madeleine McCann case ‘within a week’

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UK police have enlisted tough-guy actor James Nesbitt to help solve the Madeleine McCann case by beating the shit out of all the suspects.

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Paddington Bear film forced to cut mutual masturbation scene

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StudioCanal has voluntarily cut a controversial scene of mutual masturbation from the new Paddington Bear film.

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Bono undergoes emergency surgery for suspected ‘dislocated ego’

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Rock ‘legend’ Bono has this evening undergone emergency surgery for a suspected dislocated ego, suffered while riding his bike in Central Park.

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I’m a Celebrity producers to introduce deadly ‘driver ants’

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I’m a Celebrity producers are to level the playing field in this season’s ‘bushtucker trials’ by introducing bugs that eat you back.

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Nation hoping there are flesh-eating kangaroos in Australian jungle

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As the new series of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here began on ITV, the nation has become transfixed on the idea of a flesh-eating marsupial storming the camp in the middle of the night and devouring the contestants alive.

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Kim Kardashian has nipples

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Reality star Kim Kardashian revealed yesterday that she possesses at least two nipples.

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