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Paris’ giant sex toy sculpture sells on eBay to ‘K Price of Sussex’

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The giant green butt plug sculpture which caused such furore in Paris, has been sold on eBay to a user named K Price who lives in Sussex.

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Prof Brian Cox to unravel mysteries of automated customer service systems

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The unfathomable mysteries behind most automated customer service systems are at the heart of Professor Brian Cox’s new television project, it has been revealed today.

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New HBO series ‘Boobs and Swearing’ a massive hit

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HBO’s latest hit TV show, ‘Boobs and Swearing’ has taken the UK by storm, with over nine million people tuning in to the first episode.

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Ability to bake cakes somehow now ‘a thing’

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The list of things that can make you famous has been extended to making fancy cakes for people to eat on television, it emerged this morning.

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Operation Yewtree urged to consider extending remit to cover ‘historic twats’

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Officers in charge of Operation Yewtree been urged by the public to expand their investigations beyond historic sex offenders to people who are simply a bit of a twat.

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UK and Argentina reach agreement to ‘give back’ Top Gear presenters

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The UK has agreed to give the presenters of Top Gear back to Argentina, in a bid to restore goodwill between the two countries.

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Dr Fox arrest brings first DJ Paedo Bingo player close to ‘full house’

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People playing DJ Paedo Bingo remain excited after the arrest of Dr Fox takes the first competitor perilously close to a ‘full house’.

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Donald Trump calls for ‘verified’ Twitter sycophant accounts

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Donald Trump has bemoaned the rising number of people on Twitter who don’t like him, calling for a return to the days when he could retweet sycophants without concern.

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One of the ones at the back leaves Take That

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One the blokes that stands at the side of or behind the important ones is to leave Take That, it has been announced this morning.

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Pistorius judge to offer Ant & Dec lessons in building suspense

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Britain’s Got Talent presenters Ant & Dec are to receive coaching in the art of building tension from the judge in Oscar Pistorius’ trial, according to sources this morning.

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