Education

‘Covfefe’ is a real word and stays on the triple word score, insists Trump

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‘Covfefe’ is a real word and it isn’t getting moved from the triple word score, Donald Trump has told White House staffers today.

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Pupils left reeling by shocking reports of teacher seen outside of school

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The schoolchildren of St Simon’s Primary school in Uttoxeter were stunned by the news that Miss Williams, form tutor for Year 5, was spotted in the Fox and Hounds pub on Sunday.

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Conservative election manifesto actually the Necronomicon

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An eldritch tome of unholy secrets written by an insane medieval prophet has been launched to sweep the Conservatives into government this morning.

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Tim Farron’s parents proudly stick Liberal Democrat manifesto to fridge door

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Tim Farron’s proud parents have given his manifesto pride of place on the fridge door for all their friends to see.

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NASA detects supermassive Black Hole at centre of Labour spending plans

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A black hole detectable from halfway across the galaxy has been detected at the heart of the Labour manifesto.

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Angry toddler recruited to head up baggage handling at Luton airport

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An angry toddler throwing his toys around the room has been described as the ‘perfect candidate’ to head up baggage handling at Luton airport.

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Big Bad Wolf to open lettings agency

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The Big Bad Wolf is to open a lettings agency to better serve the Little Pig community, he has revealed today.

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University Challenge star unable to find answer to thirty grand’s worth of debt

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University Challenge contestant, Eric Monkman, has been unable to answer a simple starter question relating to his crippling student debt.

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Thank God no-one is blaming us for any of this term-time holiday kerfuffle, say holiday firms

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Teachers and parents can continue going at it hammer and tongs for as long as they like, according to holiday firms today.

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Thanks for all the free publicity, says Daily Mail

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The owners of the Daily Mail are delighted by all the free publicity they’ve got from furious Internet users today.

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