UK Spoof News and Satire
Facebook parents across the country have spent the morning frantically searching for the most flattering part of their home in which to photograph their children wearing their World Book Day costumes.
Benevolent dictator Big Brother has punched up his message with a fourth line “News is Fake” this morning.
A series of defeats mean that Islamic terror organisations are offering ever-increasing numbers of virgins in the afterlife to drum up interest.
If you want to be leader of UKIP, turn to page 23, if you want to battle a goblin for ten gold coins, turn to page 144.
People on Internet comments threads who think joke writers aren’t pandering to them enough have been told to start their own fucking website today.
Both teachers and parents have agreed that Parents’ Evening will be held in the pub from now on for the sake of all concerned.
An 18th-century conspiracy theorist is convinced Captain Cook’s landing at Botany Bay was faked in a London engraving parlour.
A pair of middle-class parents are concerned their six-year-old may have educational difficulties after she failed to say anything poignant about Donald Trump for them to tweet about.
Doctor Emmett Brown of 1987 has reacted with scorn and disbelief after asking ‘future boy’ Marty McFly who the President of the United States is in 2017.
Chinese Premier Xi Jinping has confirmed that the Year of the Cock is set to last for an unprecedented four years.
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