Education

Extracts from Britain First facebook page being used for primary school English tests

Thumbnail image for Extracts from Britain First facebook page being used for primary school English tests

Rightwing shit-flinging group, Britain First, is up in arms today after being informed that their Facebook page is being plagiarised by Primary School English teachers.

Read the full article →

Eton College accidentally offers places to poor children

Thumbnail image for Eton College accidentally offers places to poor children

Eton College has apologised after accidentally sending a conditional place to hundreds of children from poor families who have no business attending such an institution.

Read the full article →

Further GCSE confusion as religious studies paper found to contain no answers

Thumbnail image for Further GCSE confusion as religious studies paper found to contain no answers

Students have faced further confusion during their GCSEs after it was revealed that the answers for a religious studies exam were based on an illogical concept that revolves around superbeings and magic.

Read the full article →

Striking teachers ‘out of touch’, claims party of rich old men who’ve never had a proper job

Thumbnail image for Striking teachers ‘out of touch’, claims party of rich old men who’ve never had a proper job

The Conservative party has invoked ‘pot-kettle-black’ by suggesting that another large group of people are acting against the interests of Britain.

Read the full article →

Ofsted to put Hogwarts in ‘special measures’

Thumbnail image for Ofsted to put Hogwarts in ‘special measures’

Following its latest inspection Ofsted has rated Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry as ‘inadequate’.

Read the full article →

Teachers being on strike is brilliant, insists 8 year-old sat in front of Xbox

Thumbnail image for Teachers being on strike is brilliant, insists 8 year-old sat in front of Xbox

Children across the country have welcomed the fight to improve pay and conditions for the nation’s teachers, insisting they are 100% behind further industrial action.

Read the full article →

Birmingham school teacher insists field trip to Syria ‘a huge success’

Thumbnail image for Birmingham school teacher insists field trip to Syria ‘a huge success’

Golden Hillock school’s Head of Geography believes Year Five’s trip to Aleppo has been hugely beneficial, it has emerged.

Read the full article →

Michael Gove to open faith school dedicated to teachings of Michael Gove

Thumbnail image for Michael Gove to open faith school dedicated to teachings of Michael Gove

It was revealed yesterday that the Secretary of State for Education Michael Gove plans to open his own faith-based free school dedicated to the life and teachings of Michael Gove.

Read the full article →

Harvard students to get lessons in angry shouting and pointing

Thumbnail image for Harvard students to get lessons in angry shouting and pointing

Students at Harvard University are to become skilled in angrily pointing at their watches and shouting at people fifty yards away, thanks to a teaching position given to Sir Alex Ferguson.

Read the full article →

Your child’s school attendance is absolutely mandatory – unless we’re on strike, insist teachers

Thumbnail image for Your child’s school attendance is absolutely mandatory – unless we’re on strike, insist teachers

Parents who allow their children to miss school will continue to face prosecution, according to striking teachers who have allowed children to miss school today.

Read the full article →