Education

Students take down Christmas tree

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A student shared house have decided that the time is right to take down their Christmas tree.

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Striking doctors ‘out of touch’, claims party of rich old men who’ve never had a proper job

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The Conservative party has invoked ‘pot-kettle-black’ by suggesting that another large group of people are acting against the interests of Britain.

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People go back to believing everything they read on the Internet

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With April Fools’ Day over, people have once again gone back to blindly accepting whatever they read on the internet.

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Osborne to prepare kids for 40-hour week doing something they hate

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George Osborne has lengthened the school day so children are not shocked when they begin their working lives doing something they hate for 40-hours a week.

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‘Silent majority’ actually neither

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The silent majority is entirely composed of a few noisy gobshites, it has been confirmed today.

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Explorers discover lost Amazonian tribe who haven’t seen Kim Kardashian naked

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Explorers in the Amazon basin claim to have discovered a lost tribe who have yet to see Kim Kardashian naked.

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Teachers spit out tea at claims they can earn £65k

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Teachers up and down the country have spat out their tea after seeing a Department of Education advert claiming that teachers’ salaries could be as high as £65,000.

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Philosophy undergraduate already planning how to spend his millions

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A Philosophy undergraduate has taken time off from writing an essay on Foucault this afternoon to daydream about how he will spend his undoubtedly huge future salary.

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French pledge to be even less helpful if Britain leaves EU

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The French have threatened to be even less helpful if Britain leaves the EU, assuming they can figure out a way.

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Boy goes to school dressed as the M25 for World Book Day

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An eight year-old boy from Croydon has celebrated World Book Day by dressing up as the M25 in honour of the London A-Z.

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