UK Spoof News and Satire
Thousands of children are being taught things that may prove relevant.
Schoolchildren across the country have said they might take a holiday on Monday, depending what the weather does over the weekend.
The Age of Aquarius – which was expected to usher in a new era of peace and understanding amongst all mankind – is pretty much a wash, hippies have confirmed today.
The United States has added followers of Islamic system Al-Gebra to its list of terror organisations today.
Natasha Devon, the recently appointed Schools Mental Health champion has been axed following her ‘mad’ criticism of the current testing regime.
The Ministry of Magic has announced it has abandoned plans to force Hogwarts to become an Academy of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Given a straight choice between a genuine socialist and a man who fucked a pig, voters have confirmed they’ll stick with the pig guy, all things considered.
Following yesterday’s ‘Let Kids be Kids’ protests about the over-testing of six to eleven-year-olds, the sheer complexity of SATs have been laid bare.
A student shared house have decided that the time is right to take down their Christmas tree.
The Conservative party has invoked ‘pot-kettle-black’ by suggesting that another large group of people are acting against the interests of Britain.
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