Education

Big Bad Wolf to open lettings agency

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The Big Bad Wolf is to open a lettings agency to better serve the Little Pig community, he has revealed today.

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University Challenge star unable to find answer to thirty grand’s worth of debt

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University Challenge contestant, Eric Monkman, has been unable to answer a simple starter question relating to his crippling student debt.

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Thank God no-one is blaming us for any of this term-time holiday kerfuffle, say holiday firms

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Teachers and parents can continue going at it hammer and tongs for as long as they like, according to holiday firms today.

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Thanks for all the free publicity, says Daily Mail

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The owners of the Daily Mail are delighted by all the free publicity they’ve got from furious Internet users today.

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‘University of Life’ churns out another graduating class chock-full of cyber-bigots

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The latest figures have shown that the University of Life has once again delivered a graduating class full to the brim with the finest purveyors of racist social media commentary.

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Disappointment as Iron Fist turns out not to be sequel to Fifty Shades of Grey

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Viewers say that Iron Fist is not the sequel to Fifty Shades of Gray they’d been hoping for.

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When we said ‘once in a lifetime’ we meant ‘a Glasgow lifetime’, clarifies SNP

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With the teenage pregnancy rate and average life expectancy in Glasgow, five years is ‘about right’, the SNP has confirmed.

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Richard Dawkins off on one again

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Richard Dawkins is off on one again, we can report today.

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Hogwarts to become a grammar school

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Hogwarts has announced plans to ensure only the brightest members of the wizarding world are rewarded with the sort education they have on offer.

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Donald Trump’s Scottish welcome to be led by Begbie

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Donald Trump’s state visit will take place mostly in Scotland because Scots are well-known for quiet and polite protest, the White House has decided.

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