Education

Daily Mail celebrates ‘Barely legal sexy girls getting exam results’ day

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The Daily Mail is today celebrating the one day of the year where they can ask attractive eighteen-year-old girls to pose for photos without feeling at all seedy because it is A-Level results day.

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Scottish baby boxes to come pre-filled with cans of Irn-Bru and Greggs steak slices

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Every family with a new baby in Scotland will get a box containing an Xbox, two cans of Irn-Bru and a Greggs sausage roll in a new scheme being rolled out this week.

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Parents keen for counterfeiters to have a go at making school uniforms

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Hard-up parents have invited counterfeiting gangs to have a go at creating knock-off versions of school uniforms that might actually be affordable.

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‘I’m bored’ declares child on first day of school holiday

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11-year-old Jack Williams has declared that he is bored just 80 minutes into the school summer holidays.

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Why should anyone benefit from something they haven’t paid for, asks MP with house paid for by you

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Michael Gove has insisted it is unfair to expect to benefit from something you haven’t paid for, before returning to a house delightfully furnished at your expense.

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John McDonnell wraps his words in inflammatory cladding

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The Shadow Chancellor has been accused of using ‘inflammatory cladding’ to make his speeches look better to nearby middle-class supporters this morning.

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‘The Canary’ website wins Booker Prize for fiction

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Popular clickbait site ‘The Canary’ has been awarded the 2017 Booker Prize for Fiction.

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Everyone suddenly an expert on Northern Ireland

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Absolutely everyone on the British mainland is suddenly an expert on Northern Irish politics, it has emerged today.

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Donald Trump challenges Sadiq Khan to interl…intulek…intelly… cleverness test

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Donald Trump has challenged the Mayor of London to take an inteler…intylig…cleverness test.

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Man who lives nowhere near London knows exactly what to do

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Internet expert Simon Williams has spent hours angrily shouting about how to deal with London despite never having been near the place in his life.

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