Education

Fake benefits claimants also appeared in maths exam question

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The furore over a DWP leaflet that included pictures of ‘Sarah’ and ‘Zac’ refuses to die down after it emerged the fictitious characters also appeared in this year’s GCSE Maths exams.

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A-level student narrowly misses out on first choice city to get drunk in for three years

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A-level student Simon Williams will have to go through clearing after narrowly missing the grades he needed to get drunk for three years in Birmingham.

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Extracts from Britain First facebook page being used for primary school English tests

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Rightwing shit-flinging group, Britain First, is up in arms today after being informed that their Facebook page is being plagiarised by Primary School English teachers.

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Eton College accidentally offers places to poor children

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Eton College has apologised after accidentally sending a conditional place to hundreds of children from poor families who have no business attending such an institution.

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Further GCSE confusion as religious studies paper found to contain no answers

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Students have faced further confusion during their GCSEs after it was revealed that the answers for a religious studies exam were based on an illogical concept that revolves around superbeings and magic.

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Striking teachers ‘out of touch’, claims party of rich old men who’ve never had a proper job

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The Conservative party has invoked ‘pot-kettle-black’ by suggesting that another large group of people are acting against the interests of Britain.

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Ofsted to put Hogwarts in ‘special measures’

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Following its latest inspection Ofsted has rated Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry as ‘inadequate’.

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Teachers being on strike is brilliant, insists 8 year-old sat in front of Xbox

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Children across the country have welcomed the fight to improve pay and conditions for the nation’s teachers, insisting they are 100% behind further industrial action.

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Birmingham school teacher insists field trip to Syria ‘a huge success’

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Golden Hillock school’s Head of Geography believes Year Five’s trip to Aleppo has been hugely beneficial, it has emerged.

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Michael Gove to open faith school dedicated to teachings of Michael Gove

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It was revealed yesterday that the Secretary of State for Education Michael Gove plans to open his own faith-based free school dedicated to the life and teachings of Michael Gove.

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