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Shock as Rupert Murdoch announces Sun newspaper to be made in France

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In a move that has infuriated many brexiteers, the iconic newspaper and Leave championing paper will soon be written, edited and printed in Rouen by French printing giant Prexpo, in an effort to cut costs due to a moribund post-Brexit economy.

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I gave away passport production rights in the Brexit negotiations, admits David Davis

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The right to produce our own passports was given up by David Davis while negotiating the Brexit transition deal, according to reports this morning.

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Mark Zuckerberg ignores friend request from Parliamentary Select Committee

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A UK Parliamentary Select Committee has been left with a sense of crippling social embarrassment after a friend request sent to Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg was allegedly ignored.

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Cambridge Analytica literally the only people in the world that give a shit about your tedious Facebook posts

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A two-year global investigation by journalists has finally uncovered a secretive political consulting company that might give a toss about the endless barrage of trite dross uploaded daily by narcissists around the world.

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How much does Cambridge Analytica know about you? Take this test to find out!

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With news emerging that political manipulation firm Cambridge Analytica may have surreptitiously accessed the details of millions of Facebook users, it’s time to know if YOUR details have been used inside their algorithms.

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Geoffrey the Giraffe to be humanely destroyed

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Geoffrey the Giraffe is to face death by firing squad in the coming weeks.

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“I couldn’t give a rat’s ass about Easter egg packaging” confirms Jesus Christ

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Jesus Christ himself has weighed in on the concept of Easter eggs.

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Invention of burger-flipping robot threatens social sciences graduates with unemployment

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Social Sciences graduates face mass unemployment after a robot which can flip burgers was unveiled yesterday.

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Office workers spend more time congratulating themselves for making it to the office than doing any work

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Widespread gloating and sarcasm have been reported across the UK from workers who have managed to make it into work.

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Sun exclusive reveals Bolshevik Hezbollah apologist raining icy death spheres on innocent pedestrians

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The Sun stood out from its rivals yesterday after revealing the hidden terror associated with Jeremy Corbyn’s snow frolics on Instagram.

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