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Study finds ‘quick drink with colleagues after work’ the worst possible way to start the weekend

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Beginning the weekend in the pub with the people with whom you’ve spent the entire working week is a joyless experience which no-one should be forced to endure, according to your colleagues today.

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350 US newspapers look for polite ways to call Trump a dick

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In a mass protest, coordinated by the Boston Globe, hundreds of news outlets in America penned similar editorials condemning Donald Trump’s persistent attack on the media and tried to find less obvious ways to label him a petulant wanker.

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Man finally feels comfortable telling girlfriend about his Warhammer army

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A wargamer has finally ‘come out’ to his partner after years of living in the closet about his collection.

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House of Fraser to start selling massive mugs

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Following the acquisition of the House of Fraser brand and all of its stores by Mike Ashley, shoppers can expect a range of new and exciting products from the department store at a reduced price.

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I’m only moving to Monaco to get a better view of our proud nation doing so well, says Brexit billionaire

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Sir Jim Ratcliffe, one of Britain’s richest men and vital backer of Brexit, has denied he is leaving a ship he steered onto the rocks and claimed he is only relocating to Monaco to enjoy better the sight of the sovereign UK becoming prosperous.

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Your boss taking an absolutely thunderous shit in the next cubicle

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The man who can break your career like a twig is taking a very loud dump just three feet to your left.

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We tried to give you our tax but no-one was in to sign for it, insist Amazon

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Amazon has claimed that they were unable to give the UK treasury their full payment of tax as no-one was at home to receive it, according to reports.

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Amazon tax payment almost insulting enough for you to stop shopping there

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Amazon has stinged on their taxes once again, almost to a level that might make you consider shopping elsewhere. Maybe.

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Man who wrote ‘happy to discuss’ on email really hoping he doesn’t have to discuss

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A man who signed off an email with the phrase ‘happy to discuss’ is reported to have been lying about that sentiment.

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Facebook share price tumbles after it decides to show fewer NewsThump stories to users

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The Facebook share price plunged 20% yesterday after it was revealed that the social networks new algorithm has meant fewer stories being shown to the followers of the NewsThump facebook page.

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