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LBC finds final solution to Katie Hopkins problem

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Radio station LBC has announced that it has found a ‘final solution’ to the Katie Hopkins problem this morning.

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America hastily building wall to stop Donald Trump getting back in

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Donald Trump’s first international visit has been marked by frenzied construction on the borders of his home country.

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Donald Trump and Pope agree $110bn arms deal

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The Vatican has defended signing a huge arms deal with the USA this morning, saying Donald Trump can be ‘unexpectedly persuasive’ when you’re in the same room.

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Polite notice isn’t

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A notice claiming to be polite has been slammed today for being really quite abrupt and short.

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Ian Brady loved Filet o’ Fish, insist McDonald’s

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Multiple child murderer Ian Brady loved to tuck into a good old-fashioned Filet o’ Fish meal after a hard day’s slog on the moors, according to McDonald’s.

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Employee tells co-worker seeking friend he just wants to remain colleagues

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An employee has expressed zero interest in becoming mates with his co-worker seeking a friend, saying that he just wants to remain colleagues.

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Daily Mail rages at Labour’s ‘back to the 1970s’ manifesto because it would prefer to go back to the 1930s

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The Daily Mail has criticised Labour’s leaked manifesto for trying to drag Britain back to the 1970s, when in their view it should go back even further.

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Angry toddler recruited to head up baggage handling at Luton airport

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An angry toddler throwing his toys around the room has been described as the ‘perfect candidate’ to head up baggage handling at Luton airport.

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We were kinda hoping you’d forgotten about Labour suggesting energy price controls, admit Tories

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The Conservatives have announced an election promise to control energy prices, which is in no way similar to Labour’s proposal to control energy prices during the 2015 general election.

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Man attempting to cancel phone contract empathises with £100bn Brexit bill

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A local man understands the pain of the UK government after having a bit of a chat with his mobile phone provider.

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