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Overlook Hotel gets one-star review on Tripadvisor

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Popular holiday review site Tripadvisor has revealed its worst-reviewed hotel is Colorado’s The Overlook, with guests reporting sinister twins, a snide and knowing bartender, and corridors full of blood.

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British politics returns to inane normality

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After months of wild and exciting fluctuations, British politics has returned to commonplace mediocrity with an argument about trains.

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Inventor of iPhone autocorrect to be hunted down and kiL Ed

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The man who designed the autocorrect function on the iPhone is to be identified adn kiL ed, it has been Anne ounced.

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Virgin trains to have more seats than Labour by 2020

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Virgin Rail has confirmed it will have more seats than the Labour Party by the end of the decade.

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First day back at work after summer holiday ‘f*cking horrific’ say experts

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Returning to the office after a week off is like having complex dental surgery with no anaesthetic, a survey suggests.

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Southern Rail to issue roller skates to season ticket holders

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Southern Rail has pledged to hand out roller skates to all season ticket holders in a bid to actually transport passengers from a place to a different place.

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Twitter to shut down to stop people sharing panicky, unsourced rumours about Twitter shutting down

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Twitter is to shut down because people keep using it to share panicky, unsourced rumours, according to worried, anonymous sources today.

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Schrödinger’s Office Twat both ‘joking’ and ‘sexually harassing’ until woman reacts

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After the TUC claimed that 50% of women have been sexually harassed in the workplace, scientists revealed the existence of Schrödinger’s Office Twat, who is both joking, and genuinely sexually harassing you, until you reveal your reaction.

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Disappointment as fellatio café espresso found not to be single-origin

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There has been disappointment after the announcement that a proposed fellatio café in Paddington, London will not be serving organic single-origin espresso, but a blended variety.

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We’ll leverage synergies to maximise stakeholder engagement, enthuses soulless, inhuman monster

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Internal Communications Manager and inhuman hell-beast Simon Williams has outlined his plan to leverage synergies for stakeholder engagement in a 4-hour meeting today.

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