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‘I’m still busy catching up after bank holiday’ insists colleague who clearly has nothing to do

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Office worker Simon Williams insists he’s still catching up after the bank holiday, despite it being clear to all concerned that he has absolutely nothing to do whatsoever.

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Britain begins panic-buying Chinese takeaways

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British citizens have begun stockpiling delicious Chinese takeaways amid fears of collapse of the Chinese market.

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Jeremy Clarkson criticises Amazon’s treatment of staff as ‘overly benevolent’

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New Amazon employee Jeremy Clarkson has said the treatment of those around him is ‘bordering on charity’, according to sources this morning.

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Christmas advertising to start tomorrow

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British retailers have decided to bring happiness and joy to the nation by kicking off their Christmas advertising campaigns good and early this year.

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Osama Bin Laden criticised as cassettes reveal he recorded Top 40 every Sunday

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Osama Bin Laden has been criticised by music industry executives after a collection of cassettes he left in Afghanistan showed that he illegally recorded the top 40 from the radio almost every week.

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Banking industry to be run by cats

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Control of the banking industry is to be handed to cats in a move designed to make it fairer and more understandable, it has been announced.

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‘Mystery Crate’ company to be re-branded ‘Monthly Box of Shite’

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A company that provides subscription-based boxes of tat on a monthly basis is to throw pretence to the wind.

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Man who withheld boarding pass in WH Smiths feels like goddamn hero

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A man who refused to show his boarding pass WH Smiths at Heathrow is hailing himself as a consumer hero this morning.

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Angry man sends email with subject entirely in capital letters

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It has been revealed that a man was so angry with a computer issue that he sent his company’s IT helpdesk an email containing a subject entirely written in capital letters.

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Job candidate lists ‘desk where nobody can see my screen’ as deal breaker

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A man interviewing for a new job has bemused his prospective boss by naming a workspace facing a corner of the office as his one redline.

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