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Linkin Park fail to set off airport metal detector

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Airport security guards have confirmed that Heavy, the new single by Linkin Park, contains no detectable metal whatsoever.

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You said you read me for the articles, sobs Playboy magazine

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Thousands of men across the World have been revealed as spineless liars after circulation of Playboy magazine plummeted after the decision to stop showing pictures of naked ladies on its pages.

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Debenhams becomes first UK retailer to be free of racist fuckwits

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Debenhams has become the UK’s first racist-free store.

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Microsoft to fuck with Windows again

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Just when you’ve got used to Windows 10, Microsoft has confirmed it is going to mess it all up again.

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Wikipedia bans Daily Planet as ‘Fake News’

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Editors at the online encyclopedia have banned the Daily Planet as a reference, citing ‘sensationalist reporting of a flying blue man’.

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President Trump signs executive order forcing every department store to sell his daughter’s products

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President Trump has signed an executive order that forces every national fashion retailer to sell his wife’s jewellery and his daughters fashion range.

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Donald Trump to let daughter Ivanka set up clothing stall on White House lawn

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Donald Trump has reacted to Nordstrom dropping his daughter’s clothing line by agreeing to let her set up a stall to sell clothes to White House visitors.

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Company HR department accused of radicalising young recruits

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A corporate firm’s HR department has been accused of radicalising the most recent batch of impressionable young graduates.

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Heston Blumenthal spotted buying cheap snail porridge in Asda

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Top Chef Heston Blumenthal has been snapped buying bulk £1 bags of snail porridge in his local branch of ADSA.

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Man who regularly calls people ‘snowflakes’ outraged by beer advert

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An American Twitter user who refers to an average of twenty people every day as ‘snowflakes’ has announced his plans to boycott Budweiser because they made an advert featuring the immigrants to who created it.

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