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Man successfully unsubscribes from a decade’s worth of shit emails by doing f*ck all

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A man has successfully unsubscribed from a colossal volume of shit emails by simply sitting on his arse and ignoring the begging emails as they came in.

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Nigerian Princes and horny Russian women to be hardest hit by new email opt-in laws

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The introduction of GDPR opt-in laws for email risk wealthy Nigerians and lovelorn Russian women being unable to contact potential benefactors, reports have warned.

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Company that cares deeply about your privacy keen to keep using your details to sell you stuff

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A company that claims to value your private details above all else, is keen to keep using those private details about you to try and sell you stuff, it has emerged this morning.

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M&S employees promised ‘not just any redundancy’

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With the news today that a number of Marks and Spencer shops are to close 100 shops by 2022, senior management have assured staff that their redundancy will be something special.

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New law designed to stop you receiving unwanted email generating terabytes of unwanted email

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The new General Data Protection Regulation laws designed to stop everyone receiving unwanted email have resulted in the generation of billions of terabytes of unwanted email as every company ever is emailing you to tell you about it.

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Facebook showing you loads of Eurovision posts today

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Facebook is demonstrating just how on the ball its algorithm is by showing you loads of Eurovision posts today, they have confirmed.

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Asda to charge you in advance for a whole year’s shopping when you buy a Kit-Kat

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Asda has confirmed that they are currently putting a scheme in place that will take £2,000 from any debit card transaction, in order to ensure that customers can pay for their shopping until Christmas.

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New diversity employment laws mean companies now required to employ goths

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Every company with more than 20 employees must hire a Goth by 2020 under new diversity legislation.

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New model Tesla to run on burning money

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Tesla is to ‘cut out the middleman’ by launching a car powered by stuffing money into the tank and setting light to it.

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Oxford Analytica officially declare victory over longstanding rivals after Cambridge Analytica close

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Following the announced closure of Cambridge Analytica yesterday, longstanding and bitter rivals Oxford have declared themselves the victors.

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