UK Spoof News and Satire
Fans of little-known indie rock band Radiohead have accused the band of selling out after they signed to play the Glastonbury festival.
A copy of Windows 10 installed an update at a time convenient to its owner yesterday.
The introduction of plastic bank notes is leaving Sir Philip Green desperately short of things to wipe his arse with.
Samsung is wondering if it’s safe to ring people to tell them their phone is being recalled.
A man claiming he “won” thanks to Brexit is having a right old mare doing his online grocery shopping.
Borderline simpletons who voted to leave the EU are beginning to have second thoughts after failing to find Pot Noodles on the shelves at their local Tesco, it has emerged.
Marmite vanishing from Supermarket shelves is the first major Brexit victory, campaigners have confirmed.
A price dispute between Tesco and Unilever has created a black market in cut-price street Marmite, we can reveal.
The popular fairy tale Jack and the Beanstalk has been updated to reflect the modern realities facing British children post-Brexit.
A creepy clown who has been targeting children for over sixty years has been brought down by police after a lengthy manhunt.
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