UK Spoof News and Satire
Twitter has announced that mentions and pictures will no longer count towards your 140 character limit, giving trolls everywhere a greater canvas on which to spread their messages of joy.
Beleaguered train company Southern Rail will rebrand as ‘Travelling Git Buckets,’ in a bid to better reflect the service offered.
A boss who is considered by all of his employees to be a complete and utter twat has today confirmed he thinks Monday is the best day of the week.
An Isle of Wight couple has been detained under The Mental Health Act after saying really nice things about Ryanair.
The toilets inside Greggs Bakers will be about as horrific as you can possibly imagine, according to forecasts today.
Local man Simon Williams is understood to be the only person in the entire world who doesn’t get calls from PPI claims agents, and it’s really messing with his head.
Britain stands on the brink of revolution today after millions of kitchen novices were forced to choose from just 252 million recipes available on the Internet.
The BBC has decided to remove 11,000 recipes from its website, much to the disappointment of millions of people who never, ever use them.
It has been revealed that a man actually worked while working at home, potentially spoiling it for everyone.
Cash4Gold, have shocked Middle Earth by claiming that a supposedly ‘precious’ magical, golden ring contains very little actual gold.
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