UK Spoof News and Satire
Commuters all across the country have spent the afternoon in the office wearing fake smiles, and pretending to be really pleased that Tuesday planned rail strike has been cancelled.
The excessive cold, exposed electric cables, and lack of a door on your flat, are exactly what you deserve, according to Landlords this morning.
Southern Rail has been revealed as a cruel experiment to try and test the physical and mental limits of the human population.
Thomas Cook’s CEO has apologised over the deaths Christi and Bobby Shepherd whilst on one of their holidays, saying the nine-year delay was to make sure the apology was perfect.
Wonga’s new advertisements are to feature a debt-laden man being partly digested by a Great White ‘loan’ shark.
Many websites tell you how to save money. Well, we’re here to tell you otherwise.
Olly Murs will provide backstage coverage of the ITV strike in tomorrow’s episode of ITV Strike Xtra on ITV2, according to sources at the station.
Pope Francis is today recovering after an exhausting three-day exorcism that failed to expel the demons inside Katie Hopkins.
A promising tabloid journalism career was cut short today, when a junior Daily Mail reporter choked to death on his own bile after accidentally reading one of his previous articles.
After taking diametrically opposite views of the SNP, The Sun and The Scottish Sun have been urged to take it outside and settle it like the Murdoch puppets they are.
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