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Internet trolls excited by prospect of larger Twitter character count

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Twitter has announced that mentions and pictures will no longer count towards your 140 character limit, giving trolls everywhere a greater canvas on which to spread their messages of joy.

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Southern Rail to rebrand as ‘Travelling Git Buckets’

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Beleaguered train company Southern Rail will rebrand as ‘Travelling Git Buckets,’ in a bid to better reflect the service offered.

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Monday ‘best day of the week’ insists twat

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A boss who is considered by all of his employees to be a complete and utter twat has today confirmed he thinks Monday is the best day of the week.

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Holiday couple sectioned after praising Ryanair

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An Isle of Wight couple has been detained under The Mental Health Act after saying really nice things about Ryanair.

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Dante to create tenth circle of Hell just for Greggs toilets

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The toilets inside Greggs Bakers will be about as horrific as you can possibly imagine, according to forecasts today.

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Man concerned nobody seems to want to market their products to him

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Local man Simon Williams is understood to be the only person in the entire world who doesn’t get calls from PPI claims agents, and it’s really messing with his head.

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Amateur cooks forced to choose from 252 million other Internet recipes

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Britain stands on the brink of revolution today after millions of kitchen novices were forced to choose from just 252 million recipes available on the Internet.

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Losing BBC recipes website ‘a travesty’ claims man who never, ever cooks

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The BBC has decided to remove 11,000 recipes from its website, much to the disappointment of millions of people who never, ever use them.

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Man actually works whilst ‘working from home’

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It has been revealed that a man actually worked while working at home, potentially spoiling it for everyone.

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The One Ring ‘not that precious’ claims Cash4Gold

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Cash4Gold, have shocked Middle Earth by claiming that a supposedly ‘precious’ magical, golden ring contains very little actual gold.

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