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Man refused mortgage to replace ink in his HP printer

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Factory worker Simon Williams has been refused a mortgage after applying to restock the ink in his HP printer.

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DWP minister who leaked government report to Wonga regrets actions 1240%

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Following his suspension for leaking a parliamentary report to Wonga, former DWP minister Justin Tomlinson has said he regrets his actions 1240%.

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Product advertised on Facebook turns out to be rather shit

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A product ordered via a Facebook advertisement has provided nothing but disappointment.

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Mel and Sue to leave bake off after punching a producer

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Bake Off Presenters Mel and Sue are to leave the show after a ‘fracas’ with a producer, according to reports this morning.

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BBC quits ‘broadcasting’ to focus on ‘licence fee harassment’ business

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The BBC has revealed plans to gradually move away from the distraction of broadcasting, so that it can focus on its core business of harassing people to buy a TV licence.

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New project at work nowhere near as exciting as codename suggests

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Companies across the UK are using mysterious and dramatic codenames to describe eye-wateringly dull pieces of work, it has emerged.

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EU to adopt ‘points-based’ system for British holidaymakers

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British holidaymakers will be allowed into the EU based on points awarded according to how fat and annoying they are, it has been confirmed.

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Britain is woefully unprepared for the thing I told it to vote for, says Liam Fox

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Britain is woefully unprepared for the thing I told it to vote for and it’s everyone’s fault but mine, Trade Secretary Liam Fox has announced today.

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Majority of voters perfectly happy to pay for things to be shoved up Keith Vaz’s arse

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Most taxpayers are entirely fine with their money being used to pay for things to be shoved up Keith Vaz’s arse so long as they get a say in what they are, according to polls today.

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Tesco directors charged with fraud after putting £263m through self-checkout as ‘Carrots’

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Three former Tesco directors have been charged with fraud amounting to over £263m after putting an excessive number of Tesco Finest items through self-checkout tills as “carrots”.

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