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Britain discovers one weird trick to lose pounds overnight

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Local nation Britain is the envy of other countries after discovering a weird trick to lose huge numbers of pounds in a single day.

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Man successfully believes it’s not butter

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Local legend Simon Williams has become the first man to successfully believe it’s not butter today.

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Calls for UN to provide humanitarian aid to Southern Rail passengers

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As desperate scenes of human suffering play out at Southern Rail stations across Sussex, London, and Surrey, the UN has been urged to step in and provide much-needed aid.

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Brexit means we’d get back £100bn lost on FTSE in just 12 years, claims Vote Leave

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After £100bn was lost on the FTSE in just four days due to Brexit concerns, Vote Leave said we’d get that back in just twelve years when we don’t have to pay a membership fee to the EU.

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Select Committee member mauled to death after looking Sir Philip Green in the eyes

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MP Richard Fuller has been mauled to death whilst taking part in a Commons Select Committee hearing with Sir Philip Green after failing to heed warnings about direct eye contact.

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Microsoft acquires LinkedIn to corner market in extraordinarily annoying products

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Microsoft is to pay $26bn to acquire LinkedIn in a move designed to protect its market leadership position in the provision of software tools that leave you relentlessly frustrated.

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How come our managers are sacked less often than football ones, ask office workers

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Office workers are starting to ask why their managers remain in work longer than people who can organise a football team.

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Innovative new indoor ‘calling’ feature announced by EE

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EE has announced a new indoor calling feature after tests in a controlled environment saw its network sustain communications between two customers located in adjoining rooms.

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Mike Ashley relieved no-one chose to mention all the child labourers

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Mike Ashley has concluded his appearance before the Commons Business Select Committee relieved that no-one mentioned all the young children he has working in his warehouses.

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Shocking new advert presents Dad as a bit dim

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A shocking new advert is set to completely revolutionise gender politics after presenting Dad as a bit dim.

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