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Alton Towers must never become a Dinosaur Park, confirm experts

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Allowing Alton Towers to acquire live Dinosaurs would be worse than anything that ever happened in Jurassic Park, experts have revealed.

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Managers now less comprehensible than cats

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A new study has revealed that the vast majority of humans now find their cats make more sense than their managers.

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Ryanair to charge £10 for apologising

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Budget airline Ryanair is to impose a £10 supplementary charge for apologising to customers when they cock up, we can report this morning.

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Can you complain about the price of iPhones next, everyone asks Taylor Swift

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After getting Apple to change the way it pays artists for the music it gives away for free, Taylor Swift has been asked to tweet about the price of iPhones.

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Bravery award for man who told complete truth to get car insurance quote

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Driver Simon Williams is to be given an award for bravery for telling nothing but the truth whilst getting car insurance quotes online.

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Man refused mortgage to buy large bag of cinema popcorn

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A Basingstoke man has been refused a mortgage after saving up to buy a bag of popcorn at the cinema this weekend.

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Nobody shocked as Network Rail is officially accused of being rubbish at trains

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Commuters nationwide gave a collective mutter of ‘well, duh’ as Network Rail was accused of ‘Poor levels of punctuality and reliability’ by the UK Rail Regulator (UKRR).

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RBS to be sold off to provide funds for future bank bail-outs

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Tax-payer-owned bank, RBS, is to be sold off in chunks in order to pay for future financial cock-ups by banking institutions.

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Mark Carney calls for tougher criminal sentences for bankers to avoid

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Bank of England governor Mark Carney has called for longer prison sentences for bankers who break the law, giving them something more substantial to completely avoid.

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New Sex Pistols credit card targets punks seeking competitive APRs

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The new Sex Pistols branded credit card from Virgin Money will target punks seeking a competitive APR on their consumer purchases.

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