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Thanks for all the free publicity, says Daily Mail

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The owners of the Daily Mail are delighted by all the free publicity they’ve got from furious Internet users today.

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‘Hidden feature’ of new pound coin revealed to be that it’s now only worth 82p

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The Royal Mint has ended speculation about the ‘hidden feature’ of the new pound coin by revealing that it’s the fact that since the Brexit referendum it’s now only worth 82p.

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Canada to legalise marijuana to help them cope with living next to America

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Prime Minister Trudeau says his new domestic policy will be to get baked and wait for the neighbours to chill out a bit.

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UKIP fury as Ryanair impose ban on crayons and colouring books

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UKIP members of the European Parliament have reacted angrily after budget airline Ryanair announced that UK passengers would not be allowed to bring colouring-in books or crayons onto any of their flights to Brussels.

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‘Brexit likely to widen pay gap’ Theresa May assures CEOs

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Theresa May today allayed fears of Britain’s highest paid executives by confirming that Brexit will ‘go no way towards addressing the pay gap’ between Britain’s highest earners and those on the national living wage.

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Widespread rioting after Waitrose announces end of free coffee offer

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There have been reports of rioting across Britain today after Waitrose announced the withdrawal of its popular offer of a free coffee to loyalty card members.

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Extremists threaten to quit YouTube after finding their videos shown alongside ads for Daily Mail

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Fundamentalists have declared that they are to stop uploading extremist material to YouTube, after finding that it is being shown alongside ads for the Daily Mail.

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Uber boss charged £5 after resigning more than 5 minutes into contract

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President of taxi services company Uber, Jeff Jones, has today been charged £5 after he failed to cancel his contract in time.

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It’s not immigrants taking all the jobs, it’s George Osborne, claim unemployed

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The UK’s unemployed have voiced their frustration at the current lack of opportunities caused by George Osborne taking all the jobs.

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George Osborne reassures Evening Standard staff that his experience in being out of his depth is second to none

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Former Chancellor George Osborne has moved to reassure staff at the London Evening Standard that no-one has more experience of being completely out of their depth than he does.

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