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Chancellor to announce tax increase to pay for pretence of successful Brexit

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The Chancellor is today to announce a tax increase to cover the cost of giving the impression that Brexit will be financially beneficial to Britain.

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Trump quits UN Human Rights Council claiming it’s biased against human-rights abusers

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The US has quite the UN Human Rights Council claiming it’s biased against countries just because they commit human rights abuses.

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American humans enjoy final day of having rights

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Human beings in America are set to enjoy the last day of having human rights before Donald Trump pulls them out of that liberal, biased, bunch of pussy-ass do-gooders – the UN Human Rights Council.

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England definitely going to win the World Cup

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According to experts across the country, England are definitely going to win the World Cup.

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Over-enthusiastic teammate performs oral sex on goal scorer during World Cup match

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A Mexican player was so overcome with joy as his team beat World Cup holders Germany that he began to perform oral sex on the scorer of the only goal – Hirving Lozano.

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Friend into football now

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A man has astonished friends by suddenly and unexpectedly appearing to be into football, according to reports this morning.

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Exclusive: England apparently once won the World Cup

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On the day that the World Cup kicks off in Russia, NewsThump can exclusively reveal a little-known World Cup fact – England has actually won the tournament.

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Theresa May releases drill video targeting Tory Remain rebels

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Hardline Remainer Anna Soubry watched the well-dressed man move slowly through the Chamber.

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Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un spend an hour playing video games and looking at porn

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The historic summit between President Trump and Kim Jong-Un has taken place, with the two leaders taking an hour alone to play video games and look at naked women on the Internet.

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Donald Trump to hold summit with Darth Vader

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US President and twice winner of Sex-Pest Monthly’s Man of the Year Donald Trump today begins his historic summit with Darth Vader in Singapore.

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