Welcome to NewsThump! No, really, we mean it.
NewsThump is a satirical and spoof news website, taking a daily swipe at current affairs from the UK and around the world.
We aim to be equal opportunity piss-takers and have no particular affiliation or political preference. It is our stated aim to mock absolutely everyone, eventually.
We are not afraid to skip a few steps like checking facts or corroborating sources, and we never let the truth ruin a funny story (it’s much easier just to make everything up). So, for clarification – If you read a story on here, then you are NOT supposed to believe it. It has been completely made up purely for entertainment purposes. It’s also worth noting that we regularly use rude words and stuff, so you need to be 18 to be reading this. All images are courtesy of Thinkstock/Getty and are used for illustrative purposes only, and anyone depicted is a model.
We’re constantly looking to bring you the news as you want it, and we like to hear from our readers, so if you want to get in touch feel free to use the box below.