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First person to stop clapping Jeremy Corbyn sent to salt mines

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The first person to stop clapping Jeremy Corbyn’s speech to the Labour Party Conference has been sent to the salt mines, we can confirm.

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Daily Mail poll demands Corbyn ‘prove himself’ by time-travelling back to kill Hitler

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According to a Daily Mail readers’ poll, Jeremy Corbyn must travel back in time “like the f*cking Terminator” and kill the Fuhrer, to quash anti-Semitic rumours enveloping the Labour party.

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Jeremy Corbyn ‘present but not involved’ in questions about whether he thinks UK will be better off outside EU

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People capable of watching the news have this morning asked themselves whether Jeremy Corbyn actually believes we’ll be better off outside the EU.

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Jeremy Corbyn denies links to Dick Dastardly

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Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn has today denied links to well-known scoundrel and bad egg Dick Dastardly, after photographs emerged of the two sharing a car.

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Jeremy Corbyn laid wreath for Hans Gruber outside Nakatomi Plaza

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Jeremy Corbyn caused huge controversy last night, as pictures emerged of him laying a wreath for terrorists associated with the 1988 Christmas Eve incident at Nakatomi Plaza.

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“Are we the Baddies?” asks concerned Jeremy Corbyn

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Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn has expressed concern that some of his associates ‘may be Baddies’ today, after footage emerged of him sitting next to them and agreeing with every word they said.

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Corbyn left shaken after David Miliband announces return to UK politics

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Jeremy Corbyn is bricking it today after a credible leader announced his return to the UK’s political left scene, according to reports.

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Brexiteer and Corbynite fall in love thanks to shared hatred of being mocked online

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Two members of Britain’s most vociferous political tribes are set to be joined in wedlock after Simon Williams, an ardent Leaver and retired postman from Eastbourne, proposed to Amanda Tinnock, a member of Momentum and former yoga instructor from Brighton.

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Corbyn wants “incontrovertible evidence” that it’s raining before he’ll put a coat on

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Jeremy Corbyn wants to see “incontrovertible evidence” of rainfall before he will accept that is the reason he is getting wet.

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Jeremy Corbyn demands video-assisted refereeing for chemical weapon atrocities

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Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn believes new VAR technology could be used to apportion blame in the Syrian conflict.

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