Friday 19 October 2018 by Pete Redfern

Seann Walsh and Katya Jones to give tender display of lovemaking on Strictly to avoid elimination


Seann Walsh Strictly

Seann Walsh has got a plan to survive elimination in this week’s Strictly Come Dancing, it has emerged.

According to sources close to the hirsute comedian, his plan is to make sweet romantic love to Katya Jones, his snogging partner who he has occasionally been caught dancing with, in front of the judges on tomorrow’s show as this is clearly more the area where his skills lie.

Close friend Simon Williams explained, “Seann and Katya had been planning to perform a high-tempo and light-hearted quickstep to Jake Bugg’s ‘Lightning Bolt’, but now that cheating does not seem to be frowned upon – presumably because it increases viewing ratings – they’ve decided instead to just have a shag on the dancefloor to Shaggy’s ‘Mr Boombastic’ to secure them a place in the next round.

“Who wouldn’t want to see a half man, half lion comedian rutting away with a professional dancer on a shiny floor on a Saturday night?

“What’s that? Well, no, I suppose her husband won’t be impressed, but it’s all part of the job of being a Strictly dancer, right?”

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