Wednesday 26 September 2018 by Neil Tollfree

Donald Trump to nominate ‘fine man’ Bill Cosby to Supreme Court


Donald Trump nominates Bill Cosby to supreme court

Donald Trump, who remains the actual President of the United States despite everything, has announced that he will be nominating TV comedian and convicted sex-offender Bill Cosby for a seat on the US Supreme Court.

The news comes in the wake of him nominating Brett Kavanaugh, an accused sex-offender, to the Supreme Court which would seem to indicate that Trump is looking to shore up a sex-offender majority on the Supreme Court that will see it sympathetic to any high-profile sex-offence cases that may or may not take place in the coming years.

“Bill Cosby is a fine man, a very fine man,” said Mr Trump.

“He has been through a really very bad ordeal that, you know what? I’d bet was set up by the Democrats.

“But you know, he’s got a whole lot of legal experience now and he knows what it’s like to suffer being accused of a bunch of sex-crimes by Democrat women, so I think he’s just the kind of man we need on the Bench.”

After an aide explained that Bill Cosby was black, Trump could be heard exclaiming ‘black? Jesus f**k. Well, I guess it’ll be worth it and I can always wear gloves if I have to shake his hand’.

It is thought that to further increase the majority of sex-offenders on the Supreme Court Trump will seek to appoint Roman Polanski, Rolf Harris, and that swimmer who raped a girl then tried to claim he shouldn’t go to prison because he was a good swimmer.

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