Wednesday 5 September 2018

Arsehole in parent and child parking space definitely doesn’t have child with them


parent and child parking spaces

The guy who just took the last parent and child space outside your local supermarket clearly doesn’t have a child with him, according to sources close to the incident.

The man, in his 30s, drove his BMW 3 series saloon into the last space before exiting the vehicle and heading straight into the supermarket.

“He’s either abandoned his child in the back seat, or he was the only person in the car,” explained one witness willing to go on the record.

“Which means he’s either an absolute arsehole, or a complete shithead,” they added.

“I’m not ruling out him being both, obviously, but right now it seems he’s more likely a shithead as I don’t see a child screaming in the back of the car.”

Mother of three, Sharon Williams, was forced to park about a mile from the store after being unable to park outside the front door with her two young children due to the last parent and child space being taken.

“It’s things like this that make me think maybe my Dad has a point when he goes on about the whole capital punishment thing,” she told us.

“Sure, he sounds like a bloodthirsty simpleton most of the time, but I can’t help but wonder if people like this would be so cavalier with their parking habits if it meant them losing a hand, or getting forty lashes in the nearest publish square.”

The driver then returned to his car, before telling us, “I only went in to use the cash machine, what’s the big deal?”

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