Monday 20 August 2018 by Lucas Wilde

White House staff beg Donald Trump to stop singing “na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na SPACE FORCE!”


Donald Trump's space force theme tune

Donald Trump is driving his staff bananas, but not for the usual reasons.

The 45th President of the United States is so excited by what he thinks will be a space-based, crime-fighting team that he has taken to singing the name of the proposed force to the Batman theme tune.

“It’s constant,” confirmed White House staff member, Simon Williams, removing his earplugs.

“Mike Pence was trying to have a serious conversation about prison reform, and President Trump was just constantly marching around the office singing “na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na SPACE FORCE!” while shooting pretend lasers with his finger.

“Then he insisted that Vice President Pence ‘put down that girly folder and join in the fun’, which Mr Pence had to do as it was technically an order from his commander in chief.

“He wanted to spend the entire morning in the Oval Office discussing the pros and cons of a Space Force commander having a cape as part of his uniform, or not.

“We’ve asked him to stop. We even had an intervention for the President but he just won’t listen which, granted, is not a rare occurrence.”

“SPACE FORCE!” confirmed the President of the United States of America, when asked what his plans for this week were.

“Space force space force…what you gonna do… what you gonna do when they come for you…”

“Oh god, please no, he’s somehow found a new theme tune for Space Force,” gasped Simon Williams.

“Quick, somebody tell him that song is performed by black people, then he’ll stop immediately.”

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