Friday 22 June 2018 by Alex Webster

Muslim flying England flag outside mosque throws EDL into confusion


EDL confused by Muslim England fan

A man of a different faith and ethnicity has confounded far-right groups by vociferously supporting the England team at an International sporting event.

EDL member and simpleton Simon Williams blogged, “I was in the middle of sharing an important news story on social media titles ‘MUSLAMS WANT ENGLAND FLAG BAND SHARE IF YOU THINK THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!’, just like any normal day.

“The mainstream media don’t want you to read it because of George Soros, but it’s a variation of an earlier story I’d shared in which a website I found proved I was right to accuse an entire religion of wanting to ban things. Past favourites have included, British Army uniforms, non-Halal Pot Noodles, cream teas and Christmas.

“So you can imagine my shock when I saw Dr Habib across the road come home from the hospital in an England shirt and with a miniature cross of Saint George in his rear window.

“I was left with no choice but to immediately started writing a new social media post, called ‘MUSLAMS SHULD BE BAND FROM FLYING ENGLAND FLAGS PAYTRIOTS WILL SHARE!!”

When approached, Dr. Amar Habib had this to say, “I was most surprised to hear that Mr Williams thinks I want to ban England flags.

“England is the adopted home of my family and has been since my grandfather fought for the British Army in Burma. I also really like football, and it’s the World Cup.

“Others seem confused that I am not supporting ‘the team of where I come from’ but unfortunately Leicester City cannot compete in the World Cup.

“In any case, this will become a moot point once we get to the knockout stages. Just wait.”

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