Tuesday 12 June 2018 by Neil Tollfree

Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un spend an hour playing video games and looking at porn


Trump and Kim Jong Un

The historic summit between President Trump and Kim Jong-Un has taken place, with the two leaders taking an hour alone to play video games and look at naked women on the Internet.

The two leaders shared a momentous handshake before disappearing into a room with President Kim’s favoured Xbox 360 and a hard-drive full of Mr Trump’s favourite pornography videos.

It is thought that the two men had several rounds of Halo 3 before Mr Trump showed Mr Kim a video of Stormy Daniels whilst boasting that he’d ‘definitely gone all the way’ with her.

“Yeah, it was a great meeting, a really great meeting,” Mr Trump told reporters.

“You know, it was a shame that it was only an Xbox 360, but we know that North Korea is a little behind the rest of the world in the technology stakes.

“Who knows, maybe we’ll send him an Xbox One for Christmas. If they do Christmas, that is – say, can someone check that the Korean guys do Christmas.”

Mr Trump then spoke a little of the pornography that he and Kim had enjoyed.

He explained, “I’ve got a huge collection of porn, really huge. Really the biggest in the world, and he was really impressed with it I think, and that’s good.

“I’m going to send him some bookmarks of the best videos on Pornhub.”

It is hoped that the hour-long meeting with porn and video games could pave the way to a longer summit with strippers, beer and the new Call of Duty game.

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