Monday 5 February 2018 by Garth Apthomas

Liverpool’s Salah celebrates wonder goal by checking out property prices in Barcelona


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Liverpool’s latest scoring sensation Mohamed Salah is looking forward to following in the club’s time honoured tradition of moving on to better things by signing for Barcelona.

Football pundits are already tipping Salah to join a long line of Liverpool greats such as Luis Suarez and Philippe Coutinho in excelling with spectacular displays on Merseyside for about 18 months before taking the golden ticket to Spain.

The hugely gifted Egyptian mesmerised more than 50,000 fans at Anfield on Sunday with a man of the match display. The magnificent performance was topped off by netting his 21st goal in 25 games thanks to a wonder strike that left the usually stony-faced Tottenham defence open-mouthed in awe and admiration as the ball kissed the back of their net.

After the match, Salah could barely contain his excitement as he logged on to MassiveEuroMansions.com and ogled the Catalan property porn which will almost certainly be awaiting him through a big money move in the 2019/20 season.

He told reporters, “Ever since I was eight-years-old it had been my dream to play for Liverpool, in the hope that would attract talent scouts from Barcelona.”

Wirral resident Simon Williams, who has been a Liverpool fan since 1992, spoke of his delight.

“Our club has a long and richly deserved reputation for selling off its best players, so I’m incredibly pleased that Mohamed looks destined to keep that tradition alive,” Mr Williams enthused.

“Good on you son, you’ll never walk alone.”

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