Tuesday 7 November 2017 by Davywavy

Gunpowder plotte was ye false flagge, says 16th century conspiracy theorist

Guy Fawkes conspiracy, false flag attack

A 16th-century conspiracy theorist is convinced the gunpowder plot was a government scheme to justify taking people’s gunpowder away.

Simon Williams, esq, Gentleman of the parish of Kettering, has written a hard-hitting pamphlet pointing out that it would be impossible to smuggle thirty-six barrels of gunpowder into Parliament without the government being complicit in some way.

The pamphlet, titled ‘Rise from thy slumbers, sheepe-people!’, alleges that the government is determined to take gunpowder away from all honest, God-fearing folk, and created the plot as an excuse.

It goes on to claim that King James I was not born in merrie old England, and to demand he release his birth certificate to prove he is the rightful sovereign.

Further on, Simon points out that with their full beards and ruffs the plotters look uncannily like criminals in other cases and suggests they are actually always the same people in the employ of spymaster Lord Cecil.

”If thou takest away legal gunpowder only criminals shalt have gunpowder,” he said in a compelling argument.

”The onlie thing which mayhap foil a bad Guy Fawkes with a barrel of gunpowder is a goode Guy Fawkes with a barrel of gunpowder.”

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