Monday 17 July 2017 by Pete Redfern

Man who whined about female Doctor returns to masturbating over females in Game Of Thrones


Game of Thrones

The man-babies who yesterday expressed disgust on social media at the news that the new Doctor will be female have today resumed masturbating over the ladies featured in Game Of Thrones.

The internet warriors, worn out from slagging off the BBC on Twitter and Facebook for daring to choose a fictional Time Lord not in possession of a Y chromosome, are taking it easy today by cruising the Game Of Thrones seasons on Netflix for all the best sex scenes.

Chronic breast-oggler Simon Williams logged in to NowTV at 9am, having phoned in sick due to exhaustion after a busy evening slating the BBC, and immediately found that scene in series two where you see that blonde one totally naked.

“Still can’t believe the thirteenth Doctor is a woman,” his housemate overheard him angrily mutter to himself. “Disgraceful and disgusting.

“Now, was it in the fifth or sixth episode in Series Two where whats-her-face gets her tits out? Ah yes, there it is. Cor, what a beauty.

“Quality television, this.”

His housemates are not expecting him to emerge for several hours, as trying to bury feelings of impotent rage about a woman having a powerful role on TV is bound to take some time, especially when you are cursed with a small mind and easily distracted by boobs.

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