Friday 23 June 2017

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen, explains wise Brexit sage


Brexit going brilliantly

One year after the country voted to leave the EU, wise Brexiters have insisted everything is going exactly to plan.

As the nation reached the first anniversary of voting for Brexit, many have reflected on the many successes it has brought the country so far.

Simon Williams, a staunch Brexiter and regular retweeter of the Leave.Eu account, told us, “I will be cracking open the champagne today, as everything is going exactly as I predicted.

“Brexit is happening, and everything is wonderful. Just look around you.

“People have selective memories, but I vividly remember telling everyone a year ago today that the pound would fall, growth would falter, inflation would rise, and we’d have a hamstrung minority government that nobody actually wanted trying to negotiate our Brexit deal with the EU.

“Yes I did, shut up.”

Friends of Williams said this was par for the course.

“Once he makes his mind up, he never admits he was wrong, that’s just the way he is – he’s still insisting to anyone who’ll listen that Betamax is the hi-fidelity format of the future,” explained one.

“We’ve given up trying to convince him otherwise. He seems happy in his ignorance and as long he gets his round in, the rest of us can probably live with it.”

Brexit means Clusterf*ck – get the t-shirt!

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