Wednesday 3 May 2017 by Lucas Wilde

Netflix commissions “Dear Katie Hopkins: Fuck Off”


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Netflix has announced the sequel to Dear White People.

Dear Katie Hopkins: Fuck Off will be released in May, 2018 and is already being hailed as a work of art following clips screened to critics.

“It’s basically a group of twenty people, screaming ‘fuck off’ at footage of Katie Hopkins for half an hour,” beamed film critic, Simon Williams.

“It is everything that has been missing from television and I can’t wait to binge on all 12 episodes.

“There was a great bit where Hopkins was sneeringly tweeting about black people stabbing and shooting each other, and one of the cast screams ‘fuck off’ while hurling an axe clear through the screen. It was riveting.”

Netflix controller, Jay Cooper, said, “we’re very proud of the work we’ve done here.

“Ideally, of course, we would have liked to have got an actress to actually play Katie Hopkins, but we couldn’t even get anyone from an am-dram group to agree to audition for it.

“So a cast of people screaming at a telly will do. And for those who think that sounds stupid, I’d like to direct your attention to the success of the incredibly stupid Gogglebox while politely telling you to suck it.”

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