Friday 7 April 2017 by Tom Moore

Donald Trump authorises bombing raid on Serie A


Donald Trump bombs Serie A

Donald Trump has today accidentally bombed the top division of the Italian Football League.

Early reports suggest that Roma, Napoli and Milan suffered a number of heavy injuries that may see several players miss the remainder of the season.

In a press conference today Donald Trump defended his actions, “I could no longer tolerate this barbaric act being perpetrated on so many men, women and children.

“It is a slow and painful spectacle. I saw 22 grown men rolling around in agony acting like babies.”

UEFA has today criticised Trump informing him that the players were simply pretending to be in pain and that this is simply a cultural tradition in Italy and not something which required such heavy intervention.

Trump has subsequently called off further Scudetto missile attacks planned for the region.

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