Wednesday 8 March 2017 by Neil Tollfree

UKIP demand a British Women’s Day to replace International Women’s Day


Paul Nuttall calls for British Women's Day

UKIP have demanded that the UK no longer recognise International Women’s Day and instead celebrate British Women’s Day.

“The British people voted for Brexit,” said two-time Oscar winner, masked crime-fighter and this month’s UKIP leader Paul Nuttall.

“Part of that means that our women are no longer international but British, and I think that it’s high time we had a British Women’s Day for British Women who do British things.”

Mr Nuttall described what British Women’s Day would entail.

“Well, you’d celebrate women’s things; like jam-making, knitting, doing the shopping. That sort of thing.

“The important thing is that it shouldn’t be international.”

The plan seems to have found favour with the six or seven people who still consider UKIP relevant.

“Women? Yes, I met one once,” said UKIP supporter and twice convicted underwear-thief Simon Williams.

“I would be fully supportive of Mr Nutall’s excellent plan to replace International Women’s Day with British Women’s Day. It’s the kind of forward thinking idea that shows how we can make a success of Brexit.

Asked what he would celebrate about British women, Mr Williams was quick to respond.

“Tits. And bums. All of them, really.”

International Women’s Day takes place on March 8th and is complimented by International Men’s Day on November 19th, and International Richard Herring day on a yet to be confirmed date.

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