Wednesday 1 March 2017

Brexiter giving up phrase ‘you lost, get over it’ for Lent


Brexiter giving up Brexiting for Lent

Brexiter Simon Williams has said he is giving up saying ‘You lost, get over it’ for the duration of Lent in recognition of the sacrifices made by Jesus in his favourite book.

Williams, whose daily proclamations that anyone who disagrees with him should just suck it up get over it are central to his personal happiness, told friends last night of his plan to give up doing it.

He explained his decision to us this morning, saying, “You’re supposed to give up something you enjoy for 40 days and nights, and nothing gives me greater pleasure than annoying snowflakes on the Internet – so I guess that’s what I’ll give up.

“The missus is doing chocolate, which is fair enough, but telling people they’re not allowed to disagree with me because they lost is way better than a bag of Minstrels.

“That’s how much of a good Christian I am, giving up something so dear to me for Lent – we can learn a lot from the Bible.

“Except that stuff about having to help immigrants and refugees, that was added later by libtard cucks.

“Don’t they know that they los….sorry, that they should consider changing their opinion to be the same as mine because I was victorious and they were not.

“See? Easy.”

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