Wednesday 11 January 2017

Relief as report shows Donald Trump *would* piss on an immigrant if they were on fire


Trump golden shower piss on immigrants on fire

Donald Trump supporters have voiced support for the president-elect after new revelations suggest he would probably be quite keen to piss on an immigrant if they were on fire.

After an election campaign during which Trump’s anti-immigrant and anti-Muslim rhetoric led many moderates to believe he wouldn’t lift a finger to help minorities if they needed it, the new leaked report suggests otherwise.

Trump supporter Chuck Williams told us, “See! You thought he hated Muslims and immigrants, but clearly, he would be very happy to urinate on one of these people if they needed it – maybe he’d do it even if they didn’t need it, that’s how generous he is with his piss.

“If he really hated these people he obviously wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire. That’s like the very definition of total hatred for someone.

“Hopefully this will put an end to all you libtard snowflakes saying Trump is anti-immigrant.”

Hillary voter Jim Matthews told us, “I find nothing surprising in this revelation.

“But God, I dread to find out what’s involved in his particular brand of trickle-down economics.”

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