A primary school nativity play has ended in chaos after the innkeeper told Mary and Joseph to ‘fuck off back to Nazareth’.
The incident, which took place at St Nigel’s Primary School in Sevenoaks, occurred after several members of the audience voiced their approval when the innkeeper told Mary and Joseph “We’re full”.
“There were calls of ‘hear, hear’ and ‘well said’ from several parents,” said one eyewitness.
“Despite Joseph’s protestations that Bethlehem was his home town, the innkeeper pointed to Mary’s bump and accused her of being a health tourist.”
The children’s teacher tried to intervene by feeding the innkeeper the correct lines, but one of the parents is reported to have stood up and accused her of being an ‘EU quisling, liberal elite who lives in a Westminster smear bubble’.
To raucous cheering, the innkeeper then allegedly told Mary and Joseph to ‘Get back on your donkey, turn round and fuck off back to where you came from’.
The school’s headmaster has defended the nativity scene and said that it was a “reflection of the times in which we live”.
“The innkeeper was just telling it like it is,” he insisted.