Britain First leader Paul Golding spends first night in prison converts to Islam

Muslim fundamentalists have radicalised former Britain First leader Paul Golding after he spent his first night in prison.

Golding’s staunch anti-Islam stance softened dramatically after a lengthy conversation with his cellmate Manzoor, who explained why his word view was all wrong.

His conversion to Islam was revealed at breakfast this morning when he greeted the kitchen staff with “As-Salaam-Alaikum”.

As one prison guard explained. “I’ve seen it many times, these radicals seek out the weak minded, those with a feeble intellect, and before you know it they’re reciting the Koran all day long, calling themselves Mustafa, and growing a beard.

“Paul’s only got a day’s worth of stubble, but the beard has started. It’ll be coming along nicely by the time he gets out.

Authorities have expressed concerns about the speed at which Golding was radicalised.

Governor Simon Williams told reporters, “Paul Golding was radicalised before lights out. It was a surprise, yes. The smart money was on him lasting at least a week before capitulating to the Islamic fundamentalists in here.

“I’m fifty quid down to Dave on C-Block, but I’ve gone double or quits on him choosing the name Muhamed Ali.”