Tuesday 13 December 2016 by Gareth Thomas

Woman dumps boyfriend after two blue ticks on WhatsApp and no reply within 3 minutes


Woman angry at being ignored on WhatsApp

24-year-old clerical assistant, Fiona Smith, has dumped her unreliable boyfriend for ‘probably’ cheating on her.

Fighting back the tears Fiona tries to recall the emotional events leading to her heartbreak.

“All I asked was if he fancied fish fingers for tea. Darren loves fish fingers. Well, at least he used to. I imagine he’s tucking into chicken nuggets or a Chicago Town pizza with his new tart now.

“Yes, he was at a funeral at the time, but when 30 seconds go past after seeing the two blue ticks on my message it can only mean one thing – he’s banging the widow against the coffin.”

Darren Evans, a 29-year-old car mechanic, has taken the split in his stride.

He told us, “I do love fish fingers, and I’m hoping one day I can eat them again with Fiona, but for the moment I’m going to enjoy getting wrecked with the lads.”

Fiona and Darren’s story is not uncommon. Over 146% of couples in their mid-20s suffer from IWS (irrational WhatsApp syndrome) leading to dysfunctional relationships.

Reportedly today a young man from Chester was punched in the face by his partner after being asleep when she sent a drunk message at 2.49am.

He claims to have learnt from his mistake and will never, ever rest again.

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