Tuesday 6 December 2016

Britain First fury over plans to bring ISS capsule to the UK


Britain First ISS threat

Britain First have spoken out against the ‘Muslimification’ of space, after Major Tim Peake announced plans to bring his Muslamic capsule from the Islamic Space Station to the UK.

In an angry Facebook post, the page for racist morons complained that Peake would be bringing radical Islam into the UK hidden inside a small metal capsule he used to live inside when he was part of ISS.

As one commenter on the page explained, “Tim Peake has clearly been turned, they probably call him Mustafa now, and this is part of the ISS plot to blow up the UK.”

A Britain First spokesperson explained, “Wake up sheeple! They are winning! Even now this man who claims to be English is bringing a massive ISS capsule into the country where he’ll be hailed as a hero for fooling us all.

“The capsule might be small, but you’ve seen how they pack into boats – there could be tens of thousands of ISS fighters hiding under the seats and stuff.

“The ISS wants you dead, and you’re making it really easy for them.  The only way to stop the onslaught is by being really shitty to brown people, trust us.”

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