Monday 28 November 2016 by Neil Tollfree

Hillary Clinton to release funk album


Hillary Clinton, Funk album

Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is to put the disappointment of losing the American election to a fascist demagogue behind her and release a kick-ass, old-school funk record – Slick Hillary’s Fatback Groove Platter.

The full-length album will consist of funked-up covers of classic songs by the likes of Pat Boone, NWA, and Alabama Thunderpussy as well as some self-penned numbers based on her political life including Email Server Blues, Funky Cigar, and Pantsuit Rip.

“It’s been a long cherished project of Hillary’s,” said an advisor to the former First Lady.

“Ever since she was a young firebrand lawyer in the 70s and 80s, she would unwind at the end of the day by dressing up in a low cut leather bodysuit, wearing a giant afro wig and strutting around to the Commodores’ Brick House.”

Mrs Clinton will use her contacts in the entertainment industry to put together an all-star super funk band featuring Stevie Wonder, Sly Stone, husband Bill Clinton on saxophone and cousin George Clinton on backing vocals to record the album in the New Year for a summer release.

Slick Hillary’s Fatback Groove Platter follows in a long tradition of unsuccessful Presidential candidates forays into music from ‘Rattling’ Adlai Stevenson’s 1957 skiffle classic Washboard Congress to John McCain’s career-ending black metal folly Satan Is My Master.

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