Tuesday 15 November 2016 by Lucas Wilde

Precious little snowflakes f*ck up a few more shops


Snowflakes fucking shit up

Namby-pamby, cotton-wool wrapped liberal types are continuing to smash the shit out of several American high streets.

The bleeding-heart liberals were seen walking down the American high-street in Cheeseburgerville, chanting “Not My President” and throwing petrol bombs through the windows of several high-street stores.

“Aww, look at them,” cooed conservative onlooker, Simon Williams.

“Someone did something they didn’t like and now they’re crying about it, poor little babies- ooh shit, they’ve got bats, fuck, fuck FUCK! RUN!”

Political commentator, Jay Cooper, said, “there are lots of words to describe these people but ‘snowflake’ probably isn’t one of them.”

“I’d probably use ‘snowflake’ in a ‘name that reindeer’ contest rather than to describe a riotous mob of extremely pissed off American voters.

“I mean essentially, they can be thugs, or they can be cry-babies. You can’t have both.”

“It’s disappointing in a way. I would expect a left-wing mob to fling hummus rather than petrol bombs.

“It’s a distinct lack of creativity from the side that’s supposed to have all of the good artists, poets and musicians.”

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