Thursday 10 November 2016

Green Party voters still horrified by Clinton defeat


Unhappy Green Party voters

People who voted for Jill Stein have spent the last day expressing fury that other people didn’t vote for a candidate they didn’t vote for themselves.

Latte-supping Internet Marxists have been venting outrage at the failure of a candidate they didn’t vote for to become President.

The electorate not returning Hillary Clinton as President has been variously described as ‘selfish’, ‘stupid’ and ‘downright evil’ by people who cast their ballot for a third party.

“Look”, said Chad Martin, 27, from Portland, Oregon.

“I’m clearly very much nicer and cleverer than other people so obviously I voted for the Green Party.

“But why didn’t the little people vote for Clinton? That’s what doesn’t make sense to me.

“Nobody I follow on Twitter voted Trump, so why would anyone else?”

Green supporters have pledged to redouble their efforts to achieve a Democrat victory in 2020 by calling people ‘dumbfucks’ until they do as they’re told.

In an attempt to rebuild, the Democratic Party have today used an article published in the New Yorker to announce a campaign to reconnect with ordinary people.

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