Wednesday 9 November 2016 by Pete Redfern

Washington Home Depot store receives order for five-thousand gallons of gold exterior paint


Gold Paint in Washington

The Washington DC branch of the famous chain of home improvement superstores received an unusual and baffling phone call late last night.

Store manager Chuck Williams told reporters, “We received a telephone call just before closing last night from a very excited gentleman, placing an order for over $120,000 worth of gold concrete paint.”

He continued “It was quite a hurried conversation, and I couldn’t catch everything he said, but I did hear the caller say something cryptic about turning a white house gold.

“I honestly have no idea what he could have meant, perhaps it was a riddle. And weirdly he kept referring to himself in the third person.

“At first we thought it might have been a hoax or someone out of their head on mind-altering substances, but we have checked our account and the money is already there, so we will start fulfilling the order immediately.”

When pressed by reporters, Mr Williams was reluctant to give further details for fear of breaching customer confidentiality, but he did confirm that the order was for a residence on Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, D.C 20500.

He added, “I don’t know who this caller who referred to himself as ‘The Big Cheese’ could be, but he sure loves gold.”

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