Monday 7 November 2016 by Gary Stanton

Supreme twat to march on Supreme Court


Nigel Farage Supreme Twat

Nigel Farage has pledged to lead a hundred-thousand-strong army of bellends on a march to the Supreme Court.

The march has been organised by the Leave.EU campaign with added support from Britain First and the British Union of Fascists.

Police are said to be expecting the largest single gathering of arseholes since Oswald Mosley and his twats marched up Cable Street.

The former UKIP leader believes the turnout could be as high as half a million, which experts have dubbed a ‘mass frothing’.

Campaign spokesman Simon Williams said the march would be a “reminder about what we voted for, as “a lot of our members are so old, they’ve already forgotten.”

Farage plans to issue all demonstrators with a carefully planned map of the route as London is a city that many of them no longer recognise.

The march will end with a rally on Parliament Square, carefully avoiding areas with high migrant populations that stink of curry.

However, police are concerned that neutral members of the public may target the demo with any old stray bottles of piss they just happen to have lying around.

Farage said, “If people in this country think they’re going to be betrayed, then we will see political anger the likes of which none of us have ever witnessed.”

Asked whether that could mean petrol bombs, he replied, “I think that’s very unlikely considering the fucking price of it.”

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