Monday 31 October 2016 by Neil Tollfree

Outraged man looking forward to a day of outrage


Man set for day of outrage

Outraged man Simon Williams has declared that he is relishing a day of outrage lying ahead.

“I intend to look at the Internet with breakfast,” confirmed Mr Williams.

“So, I would expect that I will start to feel outraged by something or other quite early in the day. Possibly some leftard bremoaners unable to get over the fact that they lost and I, personally, won; or perhaps I’ll find myself having to explain to some libiot the difference between a refugee child and a fully grown economic migrant who is definitely not a translator.

“Either way, I’m sure that outrage won’t be far away.”

Only yesterday, Mr Williams found himself outraged by the lack of balance present on the Internet

“That was outrageous, and I was outraged,” he confirmed

“The entire Internet yesterday was clearly biased in favour of the sort of leftwit views that should now be ancient history following our historic decision to take back control of the sovereignty of making our own laws without the Euro-anker’s so-called human blights act.

“I was outraged, and I made it very clear that I was outraged by going to every forum I could think of and giving them a shot of good old-fashioned common sense.”

However, Mr Williams has confirmed that he between 10 and 11 am, he will not be outraged.

“No,” he said

“I set that time aside for using my penis enlargement kit.”

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