Thursday 6 October 2016 by Callum McD

British man claims he’ll still be able to have sex with European ex-wife after divorce


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A British man who is divorcing his European wife continues to insist that she’ll still want to sleep with him after the split.

“Divorcing her is a fantastic idea,” said Simon Williams, 56, of Thurrock.  “I’ll be able to go out and shag whoever I want round the world, and still come home and sleep with her.

“She’ll be gagging for it.”

Williams also insists that as well as having sex with him, his ex-wife will also give him full access to their children, house, bank account and car.

“My mates were telling me this would be a great idea,” said Williams. “About half of them did anyway.  The other half said I’d end up alone and struggling to pay the rent in a crappy bedsit, crying and wanking over pictures of my ex as she goes on from strength to strength without me.

“Shit. What have I done?”

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