Friday 30 September 2016 by Gary Stanton

Princess Charlotte screams ‘c**nting motherfucker’ at children’s party


Princess Charlotte

Prince Charlotte has turned the air blue at a high-ranking children’s party in Canada with a series of well-placed c and f-bombs.

The party started well with the delightful infant entertaining guests by shouting ‘pop!’ at a series of passing balloons.

However, when balloons failed to carry out her request, her mood darkened and she referred to one as a ‘c**nting motherfucker’, while a second was branded a ‘twat’.

Observers described the outburst as the most interesting thing to happen in Canada since the last ice age.

A visibly embarrassed Prince Williams later told reporters, “I don’t know where she gets it from.”

“Her first words were ‘Dadda’ and ‘shitcake bakers’.”

Meanwhile, critics of the princess have accused her of spending far too much time with her great grandfather, the Duke of Edinburgh.

The princess rounded off the day by ingesting a live rat in front of the Canadian Foreign Minister’s horrified four year old son ‘Charlie’.

Princess Charlotte added, “Piss flaps.”

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