Saturday 24 September 2016

Pippa’s stolen private photos a ‘disgusting invasion of privacy’, insist men busy googling for them


Pippa Middleton stolen photos

Men everywhere have this morning described as ‘disgusting’ the invasion of privacy caused by stolen private photos of Pippa Middleton, before seeking clarification on exactly where they are online.

Private photos were allegedly stolen from Pippa Middleton’s iCloud service, and were offered to The Sun for £50,000 who surprised absolutely everyone by not immediately snapping their hands off.

Verified male Simon Williams told us, “It’s just so awful, you think these things are private and then people across the Internet might get to see them on a website. Will it be just the one website, or like, a few of them?

“I’m outraged for Pippa, obviously, but I think my outrage would be easier to put into proper context if I just knew the full extent of the leak itself.

“I mean, 3,000 photos are almost certainly going to contain a few saucy pics of that bottom of hers, right? So if I knew what was in there I could empathise better with her, you know?”

Williams was then told that so far the photos were not online, and the police are investigating.

He went on, “That’s good to know. The websites that might eventually be hosting these images are awful, and I’d like to know exactly which ones they are so that I can avoid them in future.

“I’m angry now, so imagine how angry I’ll be when I’ve eventually been told how to find them.

“So if you could just tell me where I might find these images, I could get right on with my outrage and blocking the website, or websites concerned.

“Thanks.”

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